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Old 09-24-2012, 09:22 PM  
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Mitt Romney on Problems with Airplanes

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ďWhen you have a fire in an aircraft, thereís no place to go, exactly,Ē he told the LA Times. ďAnd you canít find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows donít open. I donít know why they donít do that. Itís a real problem.Ē
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Old 09-24-2012, 11:46 PM   #16
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You do know it is possible for people on this board to actually have a certain amount of experiences and knowledge outside of your own, right? Dane gets a lot of flack but I have yet to see him post anything that he truly doesn't have experience and knowledge of.

So, if this was meant as a slight... I certainly don't take it as one.
I like Dane. I think he's a great poster. That said, he has a certain style, and you followed it to a tee.

1) Assert your superiority through education, background, experience, etc.
2) Make a related anecdote, the better ones including a celebrity or awesome moment
3) Challenge other poster to a rebuttal
4) Finish it off by calling someone a dumbass, idiot, ****ing moron, etc.
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Old 09-24-2012, 11:55 PM   #17
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I like Dane. I think he's a great poster. That said, he has a certain style, and you followed it to a tee.

1) Assert your superiority through education, background, experience, etc.
2) Make a related anecdote, the better ones including a celebrity or awesome moment
3) Challenge other poster to a rebuttal
4) Finish it off by calling someone a dumbass, idiot, ****ing moron, etc.
DAMNIT! I wish I had a celebrity pilot story I could have added! I thought the crash landing story was my awesome moment... not awesome enough? I suck at this.

Also, if you or J diddy or Dirk had challenged me I likely wouldn't have added the idiot part. Cosmo gets that pretty much regardless of what he posts.
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Old 09-25-2012, 07:48 AM   #18
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You people watch too many movies. People ALMOST NEVER get sucked out of a plane due to explosive decompression.
That's true. They get blown out.
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Old 09-25-2012, 07:54 AM   #19
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It is. No lie, in Austin. At least I assume by the rainbow flags outside it was... it is right next to the Mongolian Grill I used to go to.


Imagine the surprise when you accidentally walk in the wrong door. Expect some Mongolian BBQ and get the Blue Oyster.
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Old 09-25-2012, 02:38 PM   #20
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That's true. They get blown out.
Well technically it is the exact same thing. And in reality .. you'd have to be RIGHT next to the open hole or it would have to be below you for you to get "blown" out of a plane. The idea is mostly Hollywood nonsense. It's like the idea that if you were in space (or on mars) your body would explode or some craziness. No, you'd simply pass out from lack of air. Which would not take the standard few minutes by more like 10-20 seconds since the lack of pressure will cause the oxygen to start getting pulled out of the blood actively.
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Old 09-25-2012, 02:40 PM   #21
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Well technically it is the exact same thing. And in reality .. you'd have to be RIGHT next to the open hole or it would have to be below you for you to get "blown" out of a plane. The idea is mostly Hollywood nonsense. It's like the idea that if you were in space (or on mars) your body would explode or some craziness. No, you'd simply pass out from lack of air. Which would not take the standard few minutes by more like 10-20 seconds since the lack of pressure will cause the oxygen to start getting pulled out of the blood actively.
Dude, ya don't know shit. I once flew on a commercial airliner.
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Old 09-25-2012, 02:45 PM   #22
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Imagine the surprise when you accidentally walk in the wrong door. Expect some Mongolian BBQ and get the Blue Oyster.
yeah, you'd have to be pretty drunk to walk in the wrong door... it was pretty clear which place was teh gay bar...

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Old 09-25-2012, 02:48 PM   #23
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Dude, ya don't know shit. I once flew on a commercial airliner.
I do to! I have a Top Gun poster, top that!!!

(I don't really have a Top Gun poster.. if I did, I'd belong at the Cockpit and not the Mongolian Grille)
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Old 09-25-2012, 02:52 PM   #24
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I do to! I have a Top Gun poster, top that!!!

(I don't really have a Top Gun poster.. if I did, I'd belong at the Cockpit and not the Mongolian Grille)
That's hilarious!!!
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:00 PM   #25
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:03 PM   #26
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People in all 57 states care about this.
We're well beyond that. We're on the fact that AustinChief has flown in a simulator which has prepared him for cock. smoke, that he frequents a mongolian bbq next to "The cockpit"and that he may or may not have a Top Gun poster hanging on his wall.
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