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Old 10-05-2012, 10:31 PM  
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Family sayings that stuck with you.

So, tonight I've been on the computer a lot. My younger son's dying to get on.

When I'm watching football all day Sunday, he's dying to get on the TV so he can play 360. We go through this all the time. Whatever I'm doing is much cooler that what he's doing. (unless I'm in bed reading)

My mom (Who is awesome) once said to me, "If I ate a shit sandwich, you'd want a bite." It totally makes sense now.
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:33 PM   #151
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The time I helped my dad buy a suit for my wedding. He looked at the price, and the salesman:

"My butthole ain't lined in gold!"

I could share about the time I was 12 and my dad told me his current wife's (his third) pussy smelled like a rotten toilet.

Or the time he told me I could have any one of a million dads but only one mom. My mom found great offense in this, my dad failed to see what he'd really said.

Or my youngest brother being about 10 and complaining about his teacher. "Is she feeding you? Is she ****ing you? Then she don't matter...."

"Buy you books and send you to school and all you think about is ****ing the teacher..." My dad told me when I was in 5th grade.

I can go all day...
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:35 PM   #152
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My grand dad used to mess with us by saying, "I'll knock the fart outta you".
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:36 PM   #153
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:37 PM   #154
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:54 PM   #155
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Old 10-07-2012, 02:20 AM   #156
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My mom would say this "Now who's ass is the blackest?" when pointing out she was right and the other person was wrong.

My dad would say "That's the gubment ****ing you in the ass with the big green weenie"

Dad: 'Son ****ing your mom was like ****ing a wet sponge'.
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Old 10-07-2012, 07:44 AM   #157
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Old 10-07-2012, 08:27 AM   #158
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Old 10-07-2012, 08:31 AM   #159
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You're ****ing this cat I'm just holding the tail..

The only way you could be dumber is to be bigger

I'm fuller than a junk yard goat (after a large meal)
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Old 10-07-2012, 08:33 AM   #160
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Oh, when my dad will sneeze really loudly a few times in a row, he'll yell "shit fire"! At the end of the last sneeze.


.....now I do that shit.
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Old 10-07-2012, 09:28 AM   #161
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Old 10-07-2012, 09:46 AM   #162
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My grandpa used to say "that's like feeding strawberries to a jackass." for example, after Roseanne sang the star spangled banner, he said that watching her was like feeding strawberries to a jackass.

He also said "cripe Pete" a lot. I say that now.
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Old 10-07-2012, 10:01 AM   #163
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Old 10-07-2012, 10:04 AM   #164
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When trying to juggle too many things/priorities my dad would say "it's like stuffing 5 pounds of shit in a 3 pound bucket"

Or "up to your ass in alligators"
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