Best Cereal Ever - what is it?

[frankotank]

I saw this pic in another thread and I was like....FRANKENBERRY! I loved that stuff. Got me thinking...what is the best cereal ever.
I'm going with peanut butter Capn Crunch. I'm mean COME ON! Now it's even better tasting (as if that's possible)!

[ClevelandBronco]

Originally Posted by FAX

King Vitaman appears to be a hopelessly demented lunatic whose deranged and diseased brain is awash with loathsome, foul, and grotesquely sinister desires involving the ghoulish disinterment of the putrid, jellyish remains of small children and pets whose rotted, grotesque, moldering flesh is converted through his grotesque, maniacal and morbidly sadistic and hideous science into a breakfast food.

Anybody else pick up on that?

FAX

He looks like an alcoholic uncle that has a thing about spooning with the kids.

[FAX]

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

He looks like an alcoholic uncle that has a thing about spooning with the kids.

There's something definitely not right about his eyes.

Not to mention his hat.

FAX

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by FAX

King Vitaman appears to be a hopelessly demented lunatic whose deranged and diseased brain is awash with loathsome, foul, and grotesquely sinister desires involving the ghoulish disinterment of the putrid, jellyish remains of small children and pets whose rotted, grotesque, moldering flesh is converted through his grotesque, maniacal and morbidly sadistic and hideous science into a breakfast food.

Anybody else pick up on that?

FAX

You said basically the same thing about Little Debbie.

[FAX]

Originally Posted by Butteater

You said basically the same thing about Little Debbie.

Did I?



Perhaps they are in cahoots?

FAX

[ClevelandBronco]

Originally Posted by Butteater

You said basically the same thing about Little Debbie.

That cute little illustration grew up to be a cartoon whore that looked like she was drawn with the artist's other hand.

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by FAX

Did I?



Perhaps they are in cahoots?

FAX

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Originally Posted by FAX

I'm not too sure about a twinkie with chocolate drizzles. Worth a try though, I suppose. Although I'm not crazy about the idea of giving my business to Little Debbie in the first place. She looks like a total doofus in that stupid hat. And her diabolical stare and hellish, infernal grin are reminiscent of a blood sucking ghoul. I don't want to think about cadaver parts when I'm trying to enjoy a snack cake.

FAX

[FAX]

Originally Posted by Butteater

You said basically the same thing about Little Debbie.

Come to think of it, the commonalities are striking. Both have that blasphemous, soulless, vindictive and demonic grin, they both are clearly in the throes of some morbidly incomprehensible madness, and both hawk foods that, no doubt, cause convulsive and epileptic spasms of the brain due to the fact their horrible, loathsome, venomous recipes call for the oozing, black, fungally drippings of disinterred blood and bones.

There's a lot of similarity there.

FAX

[Bugeater]

Yeah, I did a search. But I think a better question is why the hell I remembered something you said 5 years ago.

[KcMizzou]

Butteater?

[frankotank]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

This needs to be a tournament. Frankotank, would you mind if I made it a tournament? (Or you can run it.)

My top all time cereals are:

Cracklin' Oat Bran - great out of the box or with milk, but perhaps the most unhealthy adult cereal ever

Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries - great mostly out of the box, but good with milk as well.

Apple Cinnamon Cheerios - great mostly out of the box, but good with milk as well.

Honey Bunches of Oats (classic flavor) - great with milk, soso out of the box.

Raisin Bran - great only with milk, not very good out of the box.

As a kid and teenager I loved Fruity Pebbles and Frosted Flakes, but I haven't had either of them in years. I'm not sure they would translate to adult tastes.

be my guest Rain Man

[ChiefRocka]

[Woodchuck]

Originally Posted by ChiefRocka

Yeah, I bet you know alot about kids cereal don't you buddy? You were probably offering free frisbees with tours of your van weren't you?

[Saulbadguy]

Originally Posted by ChiefRocka

pretty elite, bro.

[Dayze]

not sure if posted; but if not, shame on you all.
your punishment is to watch the Chiefs on Monday night.

[Stewie]

Originally Posted by FAX

King Vitaman appears to be a hopelessly demented lunatic whose deranged and diseased brain is awash with loathsome, foul, and grotesquely sinister desires involving the ghoulish disinterment of the putrid, jellyish remains of small children and pets whose rotted, grotesque, moldering flesh is converted through his grotesque, maniacal and morbidly sadistic and hideous science into a breakfast food.

Anybody else pick up on that?

FAX

First thing I thought of was Jerry Sandusky. I bet he had a costume like that to lure little boys.