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Old 11-29-2012, 09:20 PM  
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Judge grantes temporary custody of boy to the Kansas City Chiefs

AP) - A seven year-old Kansas City, Mo. boy was at the center of a downtown courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the ...degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Kansas City Chiefs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:34 AM   #16
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:35 AM   #17
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:40 AM   #18
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:41 AM   #19
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Old 11-30-2012, 09:15 AM   #20
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Old 11-30-2012, 09:17 AM   #21
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Old 11-30-2012, 09:18 AM   #22
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Old 11-30-2012, 09:19 AM   #23
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Old 11-30-2012, 09:21 AM   #24
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A bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No. No, I don't." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Then wiping with the rabbit does no good. The stuff just stays on the bear because it won't stick to the rabbit.
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Old 11-30-2012, 09:25 AM   #25
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Old 11-30-2012, 09:25 AM   #26
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Then wiping with the rabbit does no good. The stuff just stays on the bear because it won't stick to the rabbit.
No, no. It will stick. The rabbit just doesn't have a problem with it.
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Old 11-30-2012, 09:27 AM   #27
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No, no. It will stick. The rabbit just doesn't have a problem with it.
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Old 11-30-2012, 09:29 AM   #28
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Old 11-30-2012, 09:30 AM   #29
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Old 11-30-2012, 09:35 AM   #30
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