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Old 01-08-2013, 12:57 PM  
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Brenda Schumann has been charged with aggravated assault/domestic violence, aggravated assault, battery and resisting arrest without violence.

That'll show him.

Police say Brenda Schumann, 51, defecated and urinated on the floor, then went on an armed rampage through the house after discovering her husband in bed with another woman, according to a case report obtained by TC Palm.

"I found him in bed with a naked chick what was I supposed to do," she later told a deputy, according to the sheriff's report.

Schumann allegedly stormed into the bedroom other Vero Beach, Fla. home at about 2:30 a.m. on Dec. 21, carrying a rifle and threatening to kill both her 42-year-old husband and his lover. After her husband managed to get the gun away from her he says she urinated on the carpet outside the bedroom before dropping a deuce on the kitchen floor.

She allegedly found a second rifle and began to destroy items around the house, include mirrors, pictures and Christmas decorations. It's unclear whether she was employing the rifle in the destruction. Her husband told deputies that she eventually left the house and drove away, leaving the weapon behind.

The responding deputy tracked down Schumann to another apartment, where she allegedly tried to hold the door shut to prevent him from getting inside.

She was charged with aggravated assault/domestic violence, aggravated assault, battery and resisting arrest without violence.

For those somehow unaware that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, one only need look at recent headlines.

In November, one jilted lady from the Palm Tree State allegedly broke into her ex-boyfriend's apartment and set fire to his bed -- with him and his new lover in it.

In September, a married woman in Florida was involved in a three-way when she allegedly noticed her husband paying a little too much attention to the third party. The argument that followed led to gunfire and a SWAT team surrounding the house.
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Old 01-08-2013, 01:01 PM   #2
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I have a friend who was involved in a divorce with a real crazy broad. Somehow, she had him kicked out of the house He had before they were together during the pre-D.

How crazy is she? When he got back his house after the court date, the house was pretty trashed. That, and she had shit the washing machine full. You read that right, she didn't use the toilet, shit spent their separation, pooping the washing machine full and I think left a couple of cables in the dish washer too.
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Old 01-08-2013, 01:02 PM   #3
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Old 01-08-2013, 01:24 PM   #5
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I have a friend who was involved in a divorce with a real crazy broad. Somehow, she had him kicked out of the house He had before they were together during the pre-D.

How crazy is she? When he got back his house after the court date, the house was pretty trashed. That, and she had shit the washing machine full. You read that right, she didn't use the toilet, shit spent their separation, pooping the washing machine full and I think left a couple of cables in the dish washer too.
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Old 01-08-2013, 01:27 PM   #6
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I have a friend who was involved in a divorce with a real crazy broad. Somehow, she had him kicked out of the house He had before they were together during the pre-D.

How crazy is she? When he got back his house after the court date, the house was pretty trashed. That, and she had shit the washing machine full. You read that right, she didn't use the toilet, shit spent their separation, pooping the washing machine full and I think left a couple of cables in the dish washer too.
were they big ole giant meaty chuds?
this is her isn't it? she looks like she's giving birth to a huge fudge dragon.

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