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View Poll Results: Who should be the 2012 King of the N00bs?
AussieChiefs 13 8.67%
BlackBob 2 1.33%
Chiefsrocka 1 0.67%
Inmem58 16 10.67%
mr. tegu 6 4.00%
No n00b is worthy this year 17 11.33%
okoye35chiefs 0 0%
Prison Bitch 2 1.33%
Simplicity 2 1.33%
Sorter 80 53.33%
Strongside 3 2.00%
Obligatory GAZ option 8 5.33%
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:24 PM  
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Time to vote and crown the 2012 King of the Noobs.

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2012 King of the N00bs!

The poll will close on Dec. 10th at 6:00 pm central time.

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.
  • All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS.
  • I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP.
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  • if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you.
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The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the n00bs nominations:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112 and now Griswald
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Current and known bribes:

Sorter:
$500,000 casino cash per vote from BRC.
To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts). As long as my cash lasts. And gets hit with BRC's huge rep stick. N00bs multiple times. Need to post in this thread to make it easier to rep. $12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign.

$100,000 casino cash per vote from Shogon. $43,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts) or Sorter

$75,000,000 in casino cash will be split up between all voters evenly that vote for sorter. Al North

Blackbob:
Anyone who votes for blackbob get neg repped every day for the rest of their life from Pestilence

Inmem58
Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect. From Gonzo

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Old 12-03-2012, 06:03 PM   #166
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so when I posted my experience with personally witnessing suicides of my friends and he said not a **** was given, he was being "classy".
Sounds like sound counseling practices to me.
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:04 PM   #167
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What does that have to do with the question?

Personally, I am concerned with a couple of the names that voted for sorter. I have never heard of Chiefslover. Or Oso. Seriously, WTF is Oso?

Gonzo, we may need your mod abilities to look into some of these accounts... We obviously cannot trust someone who thinks Denise is a quality person and Flopnuts who is supporting someone with such questional judgment of character.
The academy has total control over the King of the n00bs crowning. Gonzo has been removed from the Academy board due to his pending sexual harassment lawsuit.
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:05 PM   #168
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Sounds like sound counseling practices to me.
Could be...... under Stalin. Is that what the Planet wants, a King of the N00bs that wants to be Stalin?
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:05 PM   #169
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Seriously not sure if serious?
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:06 PM   #170
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Bigredchief, who was 2nd behind BoneKrusher for n00b 2011?
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:06 PM   #171
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I voted Inmem, mostly because Sorter is going to walk away with this thing (and probably for good reason) Inmem is a totally deserving guy.

If this were any other year Inmem would have walked away with this ****ing thing.

So the least I can do is give the guy my vote.
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:07 PM   #172
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I voted Inmem, mostly because Sorter is going to walk away with this thing (and probably for good reason) Inmem is a totally deserving guy.

If this were any other year Inmem would have walked away with this ****ing thing.

So the least I can do is give the guy my vote.
M O B means nothing to you SNR?
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:07 PM   #173
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I voted Inmem, mostly because Sorter is going to walk away with this thing (and probably for good reason) Inmem is a totally deserving guy.

If this were any other year Inmem would have walked away with this ****ing thing.

So the least I can do is give the guy my vote.
2010 n00bs say otherwise.
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:08 PM   #174
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Mother of boobies?
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:08 PM   #175
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Since Inadudeballsdeep was complaining I was only posting GIFs, I thought I'd provide a short list of myself and Inmen's threads. Which ones do you guys think provide thought provoking, football related discussions?

Inmem:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=265574 (I'm So Angry I'm Gonna Make a Sign)
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=262025
*** The Official "I'm Drunk and Have Nothing Better to do" thread.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=261873
Does avatar bother some people, (mine, not James Cameron's)?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=261324
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What's your favorite color?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=259306
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Here are a few of mine:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267151
LNBS: Altering the Smash Concept

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=266606
Offense/Defense (Philosophy based)

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=265871
The Myth of Glenn Dorsey

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=264543
The Primary Flaw with Romeo's 2-Gap

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Old 12-03-2012, 06:09 PM   #176
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2010 n00bs say otherwise.
Okay, so there are a lot of good years. BossChief and Shogun are balls awesome, even though I think Shogun got some kind of affirmative action shit to work in his favor there somehow.

But last year? Inmem owns.
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Okay, so there are a lot of good years. BossChief and Shogun are balls awesome, even though I think Shogun got some kind of affirmative action shit to work in his favor there somehow.

But last year? Inmem owns.
Wow dude.

I won the bronze.
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:12 PM   #179
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Seriously not sure if serious?
dude, nothing in this thread is serious. GEEEZZZ me and Gonzo have been internet buds (no gay thing) for years. This is all fun and hijinks.
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:13 PM   #180
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I remember that reneg. That was some sad day shit in the history of this fine institution.
That's interesting. I don't recall such an incident.
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