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View Poll Results: Who should be the 2012 King of the N00bs?
AussieChiefs 13 8.61%
BlackBob 2 1.32%
Chiefsrocka 1 0.66%
Inmem58 16 10.60%
mr. tegu 6 3.97%
No n00b is worthy this year 17 11.26%
okoye35chiefs 0 0%
Prison Bitch 2 1.32%
Simplicity 2 1.32%
Sorter 81 53.64%
Strongside 3 1.99%
Obligatory GAZ option 8 5.30%
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:24 PM  
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Time to vote and crown the 2012 King of the Noobs.

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2012 King of the N00bs!

The poll will close on Dec. 10th at 6:00 pm central time.

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.
  • All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS.
  • I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP.
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  • Any candidate or their supporters promising a bribe and not delivering the as promised will be disqualified for the crown.
  • if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you.
  • You may trash a fellow candidate but please keep it to the level of "breaking balls" among friends. Don't get nasty. This is all for fun and hijinks.

The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the n00bs nominations:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112 and now Griswald
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Current and known bribes:

Sorter:
$500,000 casino cash per vote from BRC.
To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts). As long as my cash lasts. And gets hit with BRC's huge rep stick. N00bs multiple times. Need to post in this thread to make it easier to rep. $12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign.

$100,000 casino cash per vote from Shogon. $43,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts) or Sorter

$75,000,000 in casino cash will be split up between all voters evenly that vote for sorter. Al North

Blackbob:
Anyone who votes for blackbob get neg repped every day for the rest of their life from Pestilence

Inmem58
Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect. From Gonzo

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Old 12-03-2012, 06:28 PM   #196
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:29 PM   #197
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However he has not been relieved of his mod abilities or duties. He can check out whatever he feels needs checking out.


And how convenient that he was removed from the board for not supporting the boards already chosen candidate. The Academy is nothing more than a political circle jerk. Support the institution or **** off!

There it is folks, a vote for inmem is a vote against the establishment, a vote against The Man.

Vote inmem and vote CHANGE! (and get a profitable thank you from Gonzo)
As the El Presidente/CEO/Chairman of the Board of the Academy, I must state that since the Academy's beginnings in the early 70's back in Phobia's mom's basement that every King of the N00bs that I have backed has been crowned King, is a mere coincidence.
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:31 PM   #198
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I can't vote. Inmem has been my boy. Sorter is a fun dude. I like tegu's Royals posts. I don't want and won't use casino cash. I'm just sitting here waiting for a reason to make a decision which won't really matter anyway since Sorter is going to win.
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:32 PM   #199
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As the El Presidente/CEO/Chairman of the Board of the Academy, I must state that since the Academy's beginnings in the early 70's back in Phobia's mom's basement that every King of the N00bs that I have backed has been crowned King, is a mere coincidence.

*COUGH*bullshit*COUGH*
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:33 PM   #200
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I can't vote. Inmem has been my boy. Sorter is a fun dude. I like tegu's Royals posts. I don't want and won't use casino cash. I'm just sitting here waiting for a reason to make a decision which won't really matter anyway since Sorter is going to win.

So throw your vote to inmem to at least try and make it interesting.
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:34 PM   #201
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So throw your vote to inmem to at least try and make it interesting.
That's honestly as good a reason as any.
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:35 PM   #202
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However he has not been relieved of his mod abilities or duties. He can check out whatever he feels needs checking out.


And how convenient that he was removed from the board for not supporting the boards already chosen candidate. The Academy is nothing more than a political circle jerk. Support the institution or **** off!

There it is folks, a vote for inmem is a vote against the establishment, a vote against The Man.

Vote inmem and vote CHANGE! (and get a profitable thank you from Gonzo)
I simply cannot vote for Inmem58. The guy is a complete douche that I've had on ignore for months.
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:36 PM   #203
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welll are you taking douchness into consideration?
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So throw your vote to inmem to at least try and make it interesting.
Not gonna happen. He already accepted defeat to me.

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As the El Presidente/CEO/Chairman of the Board of the Academy, I must state that since the Academy's beginnings in the early 70's back in Phobia's mom's basement that every King of the N00bs that I have backed has been crowned King, is a mere coincidence.
So, you had the Jet fan over me eh?

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Old 12-03-2012, 06:38 PM   #206
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:38 PM   #207
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I can't vote. Inmem has been my boy. Sorter is a fun dude. I like tegu's Royals posts. I don't want and won't use casino cash. I'm just sitting here waiting for a reason to make a decision which won't really matter anyway since Sorter is going to win.
This.

Inmem is a cool cat in my book, too. Although he hasn't served up the main course of ass kissing to seal the deal on my vote. Slacker. Then there's Sorter. I'm a big gif fan and he seems like an alright dude. I still don't know what the infatuation is w/ that girl in his sig, but whatever. I don't really know the others, but I was really wanting Strongside to win so I could make him my bitch. Oh well.
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That must be why we're friends...



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I simply cannot vote for Inmem58. The guy is a complete douche that I've had on ignore for months.

You should try the killing him with kindness approach.
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This.

Inmem is a cool cat in my book, too. Although he hasn't served up the main course of ass kissing to seal the deal on my vote. Slacker. Then there's Sorter. I'm a big gif fan and he seems like an alright dude. I still don't know what the infatuation is w/ that girl in his sig, but whatever. I don't really know the others, but I was really wanting Strongside to win so I could make him my bitch. Oh well.
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