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Old 12-05-2012, 11:45 AM  
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Two fishermen are suspected of murdering and eating their friend in a desperate attempt to stave off starvation.

The Siberian Times reports that Alexei Gradulenko, 35, and Alexander Abdullaev, 37, were saved by a rescue helicopter in late November, three months after they set out with two other friends along the remote Sutam River.

The men had survived temperatures below -22 Fahrenheit and were weakened from malnourishment.

Investigators also said they found a body in the same area where the two survivors were discovered. The police are not certain if the corpse is one of the two still-missing fishermen -- Viktor Komarov, 47, and Andrei Kurochkin, 44 -- but they do think the unidentified man was murdered.

The skeletal remains ďhad been hacked up with an axe and had little flesh remaining on them,Ē rescuers told the Russian paper Komsomolskaya Pravda paper. according to the Russian International News Agency.

Police will conduct genetic analysis on the corpse to determine its identity.
Gradulenko and Abdullaev escaped from the hospital where they were being treated. They disappeared shortly after being interrogated by the police. A group of investigators has flown to the site of the suspected murder for further investigation, according to RIA.

The Daily Mail reports that, as of yet, no charges have been filed in the case.
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:34 PM   #2
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Who knew there was a Siberian Times? I'd like to see the comics section.
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:42 PM   #3
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:51 PM   #4
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this story has been eating at me all afternoon. Seems fishy.
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:52 PM   #5
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:54 PM   #6
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Ok, so it's you, pr_capone, phobia, and rainman trapped somewhere and you're all about to starve to death. Who do you kill and eat?
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:56 PM   #7
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:57 PM   #8
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Phobia.

I could live for a week from the flesh on his forehead.
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:04 PM   #9
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:06 PM   #10
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Ok, so it's you, pr_capone, phobia, and rainman trapped somewhere and you're all about to starve to death. Who do you kill and eat?
First is Phobia, heís an ex-jar head and Iíd want the help from the others taking him down. Next would be pr_capone but thatís just because Iím saving rainman for last as Iím sure his soft lifestyle has left him more tender than the others.
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:10 PM   #11
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Phobia.

I could live for a week from the flesh on his forehead.
I don't know...it seems his head has a lot of fat between the ears.
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:14 PM   #12
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First is Phobia, heís an ex-jar head and Iíd want the help from the others taking him down. Next would be pr_capone but thatís just because Iím saving rainman for last as Iím sure his soft lifestyle has left him more tender than the others.
Rainman would probably be just like veal.
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Old 12-05-2012, 05:46 PM   #14
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Old 12-05-2012, 05:47 PM   #15
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Rainman would probably be just like veal.
I'm afraid that my ribs would be fatty, and they might carry a faint flavor of Dr. Pepper.
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