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Old 12-06-2012, 02:26 PM  
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Jessica Sexxxton, 56, and her daughter, Monica, 22, are hoping to become filthy rich as a porn tag team. They say they skirt potential legal problems by not touching each other during their sex scenes.

A mother and daughter in Tampa, Fla., have a unique way of expressing family togetherness -- by creating a pornography site and shooting sex scenes together.

The duo -- known collectively as "The Sexxxtons" -- like many porn performers, don't give out their last names. Jessica, the mom, and Monica, the daughter, have been creating kinky content for their self-titled website for the past year and have just released a DVD.

In order to confirm the Sexxxtons are really related and not just claiming that as a marketing gimmick, The Huffington Post reviewed both women's driver's licenses, and their private Facebook pages, as well as private family photos going back 20 years.

Although mother and daughter have sex in the same room at the same time -- often with the same male or female partner -- they insist that their encounters are not incestuous. For legal and personal reasons, they don't actually touch each other during sex scenes.

"We don't have a problem doing two-on-one," Jessica, 56, explained to The Huffington Post. "We will have sex with one man, but not interact with each other."

Monica, 22, said the kinky choreography is a lot more difficult than her mom makes it sound.

"It's not easy to do," she told HuffPost. "Our lips never touch and that can be a problem when filming."

Those precautions, the Sexxxtons said, are what keeps their scenes from legally being incestuous, even if experts like Beverly Hills-based psychiatrist Dr. Carole Lieberman, who has never treated the Sexxxtons, considers their activities to be "emotional incest."

"This crosses so many lines, it's like a labyrinth," Lieberman told HuffPost. "Even if they're not having sex with each other, it has to be titillating to one or both or them, so it crosses the line since sexual arousal comes into the mix."
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:41 PM   #46
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:43 PM   #47
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No, I wouldn't, even if I were single. Not lying.
How many times have you fapped today?

yesterday?

This week?

You gonna sit there with a straight face and try to tell me that if you were single, you'd rather fap than bang that chick? Because that's what you're implying.

You are talking to a fellow man here, so i know you are FoS.

What exactly is wrong with this chick aside from needing to eat a sammich?

She's really not ugly. She's not particularly pretty, but she's more than passable. Her tits aren't big, no, but they aren't droopy and they're perky. She has a nice slim waist, perfect stomach, nice slender legs, nice girly slender hands and feet and she's clean.....She could use an ass implant.....

I'm sorry, but if this chick was sitting next to you at a party and asked you to go upstairs with her, you would hit it, hit it again, go downstairs and brag about it, then go hit it again.

I love the internet. The only place where average guys only **** super models.
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:44 PM   #48
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Do people on this site just assume you have low standards by posting here? Seriously, that girl is as trashy as they come, she has a creepy, sunken face and the body of a young girl. It's gross.

Just because she has all the necessary machinery, it doesn't make me attracted to her.
Low standards?

This isn't about standards.

This is about whether or not you'd **** her.

If you wanna see low standards, then visit the "Would you" thread.
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:47 PM   #49
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:53 PM   #50
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Eh, whatever.
A. Your post is creepy as hell, which is to be expected.
B. Again, I never knew you had to be "average" to post on a message board.
C. I won't get into the whole "my girlfriends hot blah blah blah" because nobody cares and it's douchey.

Summary: **** that. No.

And I'm not posting pics, so **** off.
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:57 PM   #51
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Eh, whatever.
A. Your post is creepy as hell, which is to be expected.
B. Again, I never knew you had to be "average" to post on a message board.
C. I won't get into the whole "my girlfriends hot blah blah blah" because nobody cares and it's douchey.

Summary: **** that. No.

And I'm not posting pics, so **** off.
My post is creepy? i didnt want you to actually tell me how many times you've fapped, it was to make a point

And yes, I am assuming you are average.

And no, i dont care how hot your GF is, and no, i dont care to see pics either. That's not what this is about. Besides, 90% of this forum is banging a super hot chick....it's chiefsplanet. We all run 4.3 40's, bench 225 35 times and only **** super models.
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Old 12-06-2012, 04:00 PM   #52
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Old 12-06-2012, 04:01 PM   #53
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My post is creepy? i didnt want you to actually tell me how many times you've fapped, it was to make a point

And yes, I am assuming you are average.

And no, i dont care how hot your GF is, and no, i dont care to see pics either. That's not what this is about. Besides, 90% of this forum is banging a super hot chick....it's chiefsplanet. We all run 4.3 40's, bench 225 35 times and only **** super models.
I down with the super model part. The rest not so much. J-C I'm in my mid 40s
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Old 12-06-2012, 04:03 PM   #55
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My post is creepy? i didnt want you to actually tell me how many times you've fapped, it was to make a point

And yes, I am assuming you are average.

And no, i dont care how hot your GF is, and no, i dont care to see pics either. That's not what this is about. Besides, 90% of this forum is banging a super hot chick....it's chiefsplanet. We all run 4.3 40's, bench 225 35 times and only **** super models.
It was more the way you described her, "...slender girly hands and feet..." or whatever.

Eh, **** it. I don't really care. Go play WoW and masturbate to her picture with Hellman's for all I care.
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Why do guys ask other guys how often they fap? That's just... well, you just don't do that.
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Old 12-06-2012, 04:04 PM   #57
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Old 12-06-2012, 04:05 PM   #58
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Why do guys ask other guys how often they fap? That's just... well, you just don't do that.
Well, I'm not going to ask how often he shlicks....
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Why do guys ask other guys how often they fap? That's just... well, you just don't do that.
Because if he's never felt a vagina before, by golly, nobody on CP has!
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Old 12-06-2012, 04:06 PM   #60
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It was more the way you described her, "...slender girly hands and feet..." or whatever.
Uhm yeah? That's creepy to you? Do you prefer thick manly hands and cankles?

Sorry, but man hands are a deal breaker for me. I absolutely look at a woman's hands, after all, they're gonna be touching me. Not sure what makes that "creepy".

You are strange.
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