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THE RED MENACE
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: San Mateo, CA 94401
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U r really going to tee it up like that?
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Welcome, Eric Fisher & Friends
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Your mom really is awesome, and in ways you probably don't know.
(Was I really the first with that?)
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Caralho
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Salvador
Casino cash: $100024813
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Your mom is in Florida with your sister making "home movies".
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Ya dun goofed
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Kern County, CA
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Stroking to Andy's Man Boobs
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
Casino cash: $30250
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Yeah, probably not.
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Missing Dick Curl
Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $2087039
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Your mom is certainly incredible. The way she does that thing with the cordless drill, ping pong balls, and chocolate pudding.. I mean, that's one of a kind...
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Fantastic Planeteer
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Champaign, IL
Casino cash: $983281
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Your mom is extremely attractive...
like a neutron star. |
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stax of wax
Join Date: Feb 2004
Casino cash: $7620
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Hi mom. We're #1.
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Snacks Are Under My Apron
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wichita, Kansas
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I love moms
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Damn, we're in a tight spot.
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: KC
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Your mom makes the best pancakes ever. I'm usually pretty tired after I stay over, but the sweet smell of those flapjacks cooking is just too much to stay in bed for. It's usually an added bonus when she ONLY wears the apron.
Yeah, she's great.
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All aboard the crazy train
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
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MOMza
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That's Right
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Bluefield, Virginia
Casino cash: $1584643
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Mom's Rule!
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Back by popular demand!
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My mother was a ****ing drunk ass bitch, now she is dead. I am thankful for that, rot in hell you bitch!
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I ♥ Boobs
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Too fat. /omaha
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