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View Poll Results: Who would win in a fight to the death between Simply Red and Zach?
Zach 7 14.00%
Simply Red 32 64.00%
They kill each other 11 22.00%
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:16 PM  
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Who would win in a fight to the death between Simply Red and Zach?

The setting:

Small, enclosed arena with no exits. Enough room to maneuver, but not quite enough room for someone just to run away from their opponent.

The weapons:

Each contestant is armed with a heavy rubber mallet and a small flask of hydrochloric acid.





The rules:

There are no rules.

A small crowd of CP spectators watches through mirrored windows.
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:16 PM   #2
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Simply Red in a blowout.
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:17 PM   #3
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What's the background between these two...?

Are they lovers?
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:17 PM   #4
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:18 PM   #5
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they likely end up sucking each others' dicks, though.
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:18 PM   #6
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This is the kind of mallet I am talking about if you need more details.

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Old 12-08-2012, 09:18 PM   #7
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Simply Red and he would then dress Zach's body up in stylish fashion.
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:19 PM   #8
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A rubber flask ensures it will not be used as a weapon:

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Old 12-08-2012, 09:22 PM   #9
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Zach would just bore him to death.
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:22 PM   #10
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:22 PM   #11
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Hydrochloric acid is pretty wimpy as a weapon.

I'd take nitric, sulfuric, fluoric or even glacial acetic acid over hydrochloric. Kinda ruins the whole thread.
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Hydrochloric acid is pretty wimpy as a weapon.

I'd take nitric, sulfuric, fluoric or even glacial acetic acid over hydrochloric. Kinda ruins the whole thread.
The weapon is not intended to be lethal. Think of it as more of a distraction or hindrance.

A cunning warrior would employ it well.
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