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Old 12-11-2012, 05:12 PM  
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Do you pee or poop soup?

This thought just came into my head. If you eat a soup with no solids (creamy tomato, plain chicken broth), does it turn into crap or piss? My guess is whatever your body doesn't absorb gets shat out, right?
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:34 PM   #31
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Urine is 95% water. Here are some of the other ingredients found in normal urine:
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I'm calling bullshit on this one. Beer isn't on this list anywhere.
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:45 PM   #32
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:23 PM   #33
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This thought just came into my head. If you eat a soup with no solids (creamy tomato, plain chicken broth), does it turn into crap or piss? My guess is whatever your body doesn't absorb gets shat out, right?
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:37 PM   #34
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Sometimes I poop out cream of mushroom, sometimes I pee out chunky potato and garbanzo bean.

Whatever works.
That sounds like an STD. You should get checked.
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:46 PM   #35
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Old 12-12-2012, 12:18 AM   #36
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Sometimes I poop out cream of mushroom, sometimes I pee out chunky potato and garbanzo bean.

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Old 12-12-2012, 12:33 AM   #37
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Old 12-12-2012, 12:46 AM   #38
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Old 12-12-2012, 12:49 AM   #39
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Old 12-12-2012, 12:56 AM   #40
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:08 AM   #41
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:18 AM   #42
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:44 AM   #43
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:48 AM   #44
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depends if I just returned from central america or not. I went to Honduras about a month ago, and pooped soup for a solid week, er, not so solid, week.
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depends if I just returned from central america or not. I went to Honduras about a month ago, and pooped soup for a solid week, er, not so solid, week.
You drank the water didn't you?
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