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Old 12-17-2012, 05:39 PM  
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You fly down to claim your prize, and as you approach this fine yacht, Jimmy Buffet calls over to you from the deck of his adjacent craft, smiles then yells. "You are one lucky sunovabitch!" Whatcha gonna name her?"

Well... you lucky sunovabitch... what are you going to name her?
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Old 12-17-2012, 07:43 PM   #31
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Old 12-17-2012, 07:45 PM   #32
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Old 12-17-2012, 08:38 PM   #33
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Old 12-17-2012, 09:00 PM   #34
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Old 12-17-2012, 09:19 PM   #35
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Old 12-17-2012, 09:23 PM   #36
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Old 12-17-2012, 09:35 PM   #37
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Old 12-17-2012, 09:50 PM   #38
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Old 12-17-2012, 09:50 PM   #39
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Old 12-17-2012, 09:55 PM   #40
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:48 PM   #41
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Old 12-17-2012, 11:09 PM   #42
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Old 12-18-2012, 03:20 AM   #43
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Old 12-18-2012, 05:27 AM   #44
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Old 12-18-2012, 05:33 AM   #45
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