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Old 09-16-2014, 04:19 PM  
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Eric Fisher sucked against Denver. Proof inside!

On these 20 plays, he is not doing a good job. 20/75 is 27 percent. If your LT is sucking 27 percent of the time, he deserves a poor grade.

Let's go to the tape, homers! Suckage presented in chronological order. Gifs will load in post #2 and #3.
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Old 09-16-2014, 04:19 PM   #2
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Run blocking:

Fisher is supposed to cut #97 here but instead he ends up rolling around on the ground like a doofus while his man gets in on the tackle.

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Charles actually has a decent hole if Fisher does his job. Instead, 2 yard gain. Utter shit.



Fisher gets ****ing body slammed at the point of attack. This is just embarrassing. No hole in the middle, so Knile is forced to bounce outside for a minimal gain.

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Fisher is assigned to block #96. He tries to butt block him after completely losing control. One-yard gain.

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Look at the hole Knile had if Fisher didn't suck. Instead he is forced to cut back to his right into pursuit.



This is a touchdown, but only because Knile makes up for a horrible block by Fisher. If Fisher does his job, Knile walks into the end zone. Instead he makes a nice move.

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Here comes the mighty Eric Fisher, leading Alex Smith on the QB sweep! Woooo look at him move! Look at him slide into 2nd base perfectly, completely fail to block that LB, and get his QB ****ing creamed. Great job, doofus.

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Another play where Fisher has no idea how to control his man. He ends up being tossed aside like a rag doll, too. Two-yard gain. Fisher is lucky he didn't get called for holding.

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Look at the still. Fisher is softly caressing the DT from behind. What the ****?



Another awful play. Fisher is completely dominated by Ware here and Knile is stuffed for a loss. Ends up on the ground again. Bad.

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Fisher is shoved three yards into the backfield by Ware. Knile shits his pants and cuts back for a 1/2 yard gain thanks to "superior" blocking by the rest of our group.

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Fisher is assigned to block the LB. The LB shoves Fisher out of the way and runs to join the party raping Knile Davis. LOL

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Old 09-16-2014, 04:21 PM   #3
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Pass blocking:

This isn't completely awful, but Fisher is still getting pushed straight back into the QB. The LG actually leaves his man to help when he sees Fisher getting dominated. The pressure gives Alex happy feet and he overthrows his receiver by five yards.

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No strength to stop the inside rush here at all. Fisher is very lucky he wasn't flagged for holding. Alex gets rid of the ball and it's incomplete. Bad play.

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This is a horrible play by the RT and Knile, but Fisher didn't do a good job either. He has absolutely zero control over Ware. If Alex isn't running for his life because of the other pressure, Ware almost certainly gets to Alex.

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Fisher picks up the man on the stunt and immediately loses control of him. Alex takes a hit. Fisher eats some grass. Bad, bad, bad.

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Fisher gives up the edge to Ware almost immediately. Luckily Alex gets rid of the ball in two seconds. Disaster avoided...but we see you Fisher. We see you.

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Ware busts out the spin move. Fisher you spin me baby right round like a record baby right round right round. Alex takes a hit. Thanks Fish.

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Fisher allows the edge to Ware again. Bear hug for Alex! Nice job getting rid of it in two seconds though. Brutal.

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Ware gets bored with beating Fisher outside and goes inside. Fisher eats some grass. Horrible.

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Fisher gives up the edge again. Alex cooly steps up and avoids the pressure. Actually a great play by Alex here. I was shocked.

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That's scary. Seriously.



Boom! Sack! This is what happens when Alex doesn't step up.

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Oh jesus, Fisher. Now you're just giving up. This is the exact next play. Alex thinks about retirement.

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Total blown plays: 20

Poor blocks on running plays: 9

Pressure allowed: 11
Hits: 5
Sacks: 1 (don't believe that incomplete bullshit)

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Old 09-16-2014, 04:25 PM   #4
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When can we expect gifs of Genos gawd awful 50 percent completion rate?
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Old 09-16-2014, 04:28 PM   #5
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Nice breakdown, the dude ****ing sucks.
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Old 09-16-2014, 04:28 PM   #6
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Can you at least put the gifs in spoilers? Holy loading nightmare batman.

And it's not like it matters, your analysis is so slanted that most won't care what you say since you have an inability to be objective.
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Old 09-16-2014, 04:28 PM   #7
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When can we expect gifs of Genos gawd awful 50 percent completion rate?
Possibly the Jets board or Geno Thread? GTFO out of here with that shit.
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Old 09-16-2014, 04:32 PM   #8
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Can you at least put the gifs in spoilers? Holy loading nightmare batman.

And it's not like it matters, your analysis is so slanted that most won't care what you say since you have an inability to be objective.
I looked at every play. I picked the 20 worst. If I was truly slanted I would have picked another 10.
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Old 09-16-2014, 04:32 PM   #9
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Possibly the Jets board or Geno Thread? GTFO out of here with that shit.
Considering GoChiefs has a hardon for Geno, thats a valid post he made. I'd like to see some as well.! IM no fan of Fisher, he ****ing sucks, but i'd like to see some Geno's too!
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Old 09-16-2014, 04:34 PM   #10
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You can't put a slant on that. The tape doesn't lie. Dude got his ass whipped, hence the -4.9 grade.
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Old 09-16-2014, 04:35 PM   #11
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Old 09-16-2014, 04:36 PM   #12
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You can't put a slant on that. The tape doesn't lie. Dude got his ass whipped, hence the -4.9 grade.
I think the main thing is that he allowed 5 QB hits.

You can't do that. Imagine if every OL gave up 5 QB hits.
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Old 09-16-2014, 04:37 PM   #13
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GoTurd, can you break down the tape of Luke Joeckel?
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Nope. Point stands as valid.
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A lot of that looks like shit effort. How do you half ass a cut block?
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