Money For you Office Dwellers - Page 3

58-4ever · 12-26-2012, 04:04 PM

The end of the year is near and I need to invest in the office. Besides the usual answer of hookers and cocaine, what should I blow the end of my year budget on? It's use it or lose it folks, plus my bosses want their taxes to go down. Suggestions welcome. What has made your office, cubicle, break room, etc, more enjoyable?

**If repost, please place your mouth on my balls.**

**GloryDayz** · 12-26-2012, 05:32 PM

#1 Plantronics wireless headsets and some spares!

#2 Wireless keyboards and mice combos

#3 Lamps with real bulbs (no more Al Gore bulbs!!)

**mikeyis4dcats.** · 12-26-2012, 05:55 PM

seconded on wireless headsets, dual monitors, and water filtration system in the break room.

CHENZ A! · 12-26-2012, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Literature

Pilot G2 Fine Point, Black Gel Ink Pens, Box of 12

pilot G2's are great, but the fine point ones make everyone's hand writing look like chicken scratches.

CHENZ A! · 12-26-2012, 06:14 PM

get a movie theater popcorn machine.

scott free · 12-26-2012, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHENZ A!

pilot G2's are great, but the fine point ones make everyone's hand writing look like chicken scratches.

I prefer the Pilot Precise V7 RT, writes smooth as glass and looks more expensive than it is.

CHENZ A! · 12-26-2012, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free

I prefer the Pilot Precise V7 RT, writes smooth as glass and looks more expensive than it is.

Are those the ones that they ship with the tiny clear plastic guard over the tip? I think those are pretty good too.

CHENZ A! · 12-26-2012, 06:22 PM

A pool table would be nice. Or maybe one of those putting machines that shoots the ball back to you.

scott free · 12-26-2012, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHENZ A!

Are those the ones that they ship with the tiny clear plastic guard over the tip? I think those are pretty good too.

Thats the one.

CHENZ A! · 12-26-2012, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free

Thats the one.

Damn, I am a nerd.

scott free · 12-26-2012, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHENZ A!

Damn, I am a nerd.

nah, you're just a well equipped professional.

**Rain Man** · 12-26-2012, 06:29 PM

We're having the same tax problem. We don't want to waste money, but if we don't spend it we're going to get killed on taxes. (If you're a conservative business owner and hold money for a rainy day, you get killed on taxes. Thanks, government.)

We can't find anything that seems promising, though. We bought a few laptops and some other small stuff, but we don't need anything big - or at least, not that we can research in time to make the purchase. We pondered pre-registering for conferences next year to move those expenses up, but with the fiscal cliff we may be better off getting killed on taxes now rather than take an even worse beating if taxes go up significantly next year. (We're better off taking those expenses then.)

I really wish small businesses could defer taxes on cash on hand. I realize that it's reasonable to pay taxes on it, but the owners end up paying taxes on income they don't receive, which is really a hardship.

BWillie · 12-26-2012, 06:46 PM

Forks spoons water cups napkins plates

**Kyle DeLexus** · 12-26-2012, 08:27 PM

Fur Coat from Burlington Coat Factory

JASONSAUTO · 12-26-2012, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

We're having the same tax problem. We don't want to waste money, but if we don't spend it we're going to get killed on taxes. (If you're a conservative business owner and hold money for a rainy day, you get killed on taxes. Thanks, government.)

We can't find anything that seems promising, though. We bought a few laptops and some other small stuff, but we don't need anything big - or at least, not that we can research in time to make the purchase. We pondered pre-registering for conferences next year to move those expenses up, but with the fiscal cliff we may be better off getting killed on taxes now rather than take an even worse beating if taxes go up significantly next year. (We're better off taking those expenses then.)

I really wish small businesses could defer taxes on cash on hand. I realize that it's reasonable to pay taxes on it, but the owners end up paying taxes on income they don't receive, which is really a hardship.

This. This.
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**Buehler445** · 12-26-2012, 08:41 PM

Chairs. Nice ones. That will help morale as much as anything material can.

Bigger monitors

A copier that doesn't blow ass.

12-26-2012, 04:04 PM
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12-26-2012, 05:32 PM	#31
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12-26-2012, 05:55 PM	#32
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12-26-2012, 06:14 PM	#34
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12-26-2012, 06:22 PM	#37
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12-26-2012, 06:29 PM	#41
Rain Man Welcome, Eric Fisher & Friends Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 1.61 KM high city Casino cash: $62680233	We're having the same tax problem. We don't want to waste money, but if we don't spend it we're going to get killed on taxes. (If you're a conservative business owner and hold money for a rainy day, you get killed on taxes. Thanks, government.) We can't find anything that seems promising, though. We bought a few laptops and some other small stuff, but we don't need anything big - or at least, not that we can research in time to make the purchase. We pondered pre-registering for conferences next year to move those expenses up, but with the fiscal cliff we may be better off getting killed on taxes now rather than take an even worse beating if taxes go up significantly next year. (We're better off taking those expenses then.) I really wish small businesses could defer taxes on cash on hand. I realize that it's reasonable to pay taxes on it, but the owners end up paying taxes on income they don't receive, which is really a hardship. __________________ Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, block right through that line. Block the ball clear down the field, a touchdown sure this time. Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, fight on for her fame. Fight, fellows, fight, fight, fight, we'll win this game.
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12-26-2012, 08:41 PM	#45
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