Home Mail MemberMap Chat (0) Wallpapers
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > The Lounge

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-22-2012, 02:31 PM  
royr17 royr17 is offline
MVP
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lovin my kids
Casino cash: $8312
Man’s obituary says he wanted to die before Broncos acquired Peyton Manning

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-sh...230608456.html

Man’s obituary says he wanted to die before Broncos acquired Peyton Manning





A Denver Broncos fan died on Monday, before he had to see his beloved team sign one of his least favorite players.

According to his obituary in the Columbia Daily Tribune, 78-year-old Jim Driver "wanted out" before he had to see Peyton Manning don a Broncos jersey. This is the lead paragraph from that obit:

James H. "Jim" Driver, 78, of Eagle, Colo., formerly of Columbia, passed away Monday, March 19, 2012, at South Hampton Place in Columbia after a brief illness. An avid Broncos fan, he abhorred Manning and evidently wanted out before a deal was done.

That's all sorts of fantastic. You know the old adage: If you're gonna go out, go out with some style and/or by taking a shot at the player you hate the most.

Obituaries for private citizens are usually submitted by family members, so it's likely that one of Mr. Driver's relatives had some fun with the wording of the piece. No word on what he would have thought of the Tim Tebow trade.
Posts: 5,952
royr17 has disabled reputation
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2012, 02:32 PM   #2
AndChiefs AndChiefs is offline
Bazinga!
 
AndChiefs's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Houston, TX
Casino cash: $4364
Q
__________________
Posts: 5,132
AndChiefs Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.AndChiefs Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.AndChiefs Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.AndChiefs Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.AndChiefs Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.AndChiefs Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.AndChiefs Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.AndChiefs Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.AndChiefs Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.AndChiefs Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.AndChiefs Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2012, 02:34 PM   #3
Thig Lyfe Thig Lyfe is offline
Banned
 
Thig Lyfe's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Thigpen's America
Casino cash: $5000
U
Posts: 25,677
Thig Lyfe threw an interception on a screen pass.Thig Lyfe threw an interception on a screen pass.Thig Lyfe threw an interception on a screen pass.Thig Lyfe threw an interception on a screen pass.Thig Lyfe threw an interception on a screen pass.Thig Lyfe threw an interception on a screen pass.Thig Lyfe threw an interception on a screen pass.Thig Lyfe threw an interception on a screen pass.Thig Lyfe threw an interception on a screen pass.Thig Lyfe threw an interception on a screen pass.Thig Lyfe threw an interception on a screen pass.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2012, 02:34 PM   #4
Sofa King Sofa King is offline
Is winter over yet?
 
Sofa King's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Dakota
Casino cash: $7879
E
Posts: 18,782
Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2012, 02:36 PM   #5
BigCatDaddy BigCatDaddy is offline
Kicking Ass and Chewing Bubble
 
BigCatDaddy's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: St. Joseph
Casino cash: $14192
E
Posts: 13,373
BigCatDaddy 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.BigCatDaddy 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.BigCatDaddy 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.BigCatDaddy 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.BigCatDaddy 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.BigCatDaddy 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.BigCatDaddy 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.BigCatDaddy 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.BigCatDaddy 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.BigCatDaddy 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.BigCatDaddy 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2012, 02:38 PM   #6
Von Dumbass Von Dumbass is offline
Banned
 

Join Date: Mar 2008
Casino cash: $5000
F
Posts: 10,481
Von Dumbass < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Von Dumbass < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Von Dumbass < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Von Dumbass < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Von Dumbass < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Von Dumbass < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Von Dumbass < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Von Dumbass < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Von Dumbass < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Von Dumbass < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Von Dumbass < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2012, 02:39 PM   #7
Old Dog Old Dog is offline
Supporter
 
Old Dog's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: North Central Kansas
Casino cash: $12604
damnit Knowmo
Posts: 9,467
Old Dog is obviously part of the inner Circle.Old Dog is obviously part of the inner Circle.Old Dog is obviously part of the inner Circle.Old Dog is obviously part of the inner Circle.Old Dog is obviously part of the inner Circle.Old Dog is obviously part of the inner Circle.Old Dog is obviously part of the inner Circle.Old Dog is obviously part of the inner Circle.Old Dog is obviously part of the inner Circle.Old Dog is obviously part of the inner Circle.Old Dog is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2012, 02:40 PM   #8
pr_capone pr_capone is online now
** *- -- -- *
 
pr_capone's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Aguadilla
Casino cash: $8395
Quote:
Originally Posted by AndChiefs View Post
Q
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe View Post
U
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sofa King View Post
E
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy View Post
E
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning View Post
F
Posts: 18,399
pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2012, 02:53 PM   #9
gblowfish gblowfish is offline
Be Kind To Your Pets
 
gblowfish's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
Casino cash: $10019411
VARSITY
I'll bet it was Mizzou basketball that killed him. That damn near killed me.
Posts: 28,408
gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2012, 03:22 PM   #10
mcaj22 mcaj22 is offline
MVP
 
mcaj22's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2010
Casino cash: $7821
holy shit you guys got the queef perfect lol
Posts: 8,705
mcaj22 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.mcaj22 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.mcaj22 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.mcaj22 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.mcaj22 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.mcaj22 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.mcaj22 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.mcaj22 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.mcaj22 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.mcaj22 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.mcaj22 Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2012, 03:26 PM   #11
Deberg_1990 Deberg_1990 is offline
Gonzo = Sexy Bitch
 
Deberg_1990's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: San Antonio Tx.
Casino cash: $17097
This could have been NZoner had Manning signed with the Chiefs.
__________________
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning:

Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down.

One of the best plays Matt has ever made.
Posts: 51,085
Deberg_1990 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Deberg_1990 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Deberg_1990 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Deberg_1990 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Deberg_1990 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Deberg_1990 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Deberg_1990 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Deberg_1990 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Deberg_1990 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Deberg_1990 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Deberg_1990 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2012, 04:53 PM   #12
Der Flöprer Der Flöprer is offline
Flop Heil!
 
Der Flöprer's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Top 5 CP Overlord
Casino cash: $10077430
Shame it wasn't Peyton himself.
__________________
Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.
Posts: 47,810
Der Flöprer is obviously part of the inner Circle.Der Flöprer is obviously part of the inner Circle.Der Flöprer is obviously part of the inner Circle.Der Flöprer is obviously part of the inner Circle.Der Flöprer is obviously part of the inner Circle.Der Flöprer is obviously part of the inner Circle.Der Flöprer is obviously part of the inner Circle.Der Flöprer is obviously part of the inner Circle.Der Flöprer is obviously part of the inner Circle.Der Flöprer is obviously part of the inner Circle.Der Flöprer is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2012, 04:55 PM   #13
Garcia Bronco Garcia Bronco is offline
No Keys, No Problem
 

Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Denver
Casino cash: $8928
well bye
Posts: 22,477
Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2012, 07:07 AM   #14
Sofa King Sofa King is offline
Is winter over yet?
 
Sofa King's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Dakota
Casino cash: $7879
Congrats on QUEEF everyone. It's not easy to do 'round here.
Posts: 18,782
Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2012, 07:56 AM   #15
penguinz penguinz is offline
MVP
 
penguinz's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2003
Casino cash: $40685
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sofa King View Post
Congrats on QUEEF everyone. It's not easy to do 'round here.
I would hope so since 99% of the members are male.
__________________
http://blackoutsopa.com
Posts: 7,635
penguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:05 AM.


This is a test for a client's site.
A new website that shows member-created construction site listings that need fill or have excess fill. Dirt Monkey @ https://DirtMonkey.net
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.