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Old 12-31-2012, 01:54 AM  
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5 Moves the Kansas City Chiefs Should Make to Drastically Improve Next Season

Thought this would give everyone a chuckle:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1...ve-next-season

1. Hire Jon Gruden
2. Use No. 1 Overall Pick on Georgia LB Jarvis Jones
3. Trade for Washington Redskins' QB Kirk Cousins
4. Switch Back to the 4-3 Defense
5. Let WR Dwayne Bowe Walk and Sign Packers WR Greg Jennings
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Old 12-31-2012, 05:53 AM   #16
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Jarvis Jones is somehow supposed to be the missing piece in a 43 defense for the Chiefs? No ****ing way. The Chiefs can't play 43 because they have no 43 pass rusher. Tamba would be a no fit - cut, Bailey might be a 43 rusher, maybe. nah. They got nobody for 43RDE.

Hell, now that fatass Dorsey has been replaced with Ropati, the DL is playing quite a bit better in pass pressure.

Cousins is a good QB, but what are you giving up for this guy? **** that. Draft a couple QB's this coming year and get motoring with the 34. Sign Bowe and get somebody in here to coach this team up again. And keep drafting QB's. **** FA -- its a wasteland of has beens and pussies.
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Old 12-31-2012, 05:56 AM   #17
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1. Stop posting shit from Bleacher Report.
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Old 12-31-2012, 06:09 AM   #18
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Old 12-31-2012, 06:40 AM   #19
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This bullshit doesn't give anybody a chuckle. It raises blood pressure and makes me abuse family members. Stop ****ing posting it
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Old 12-31-2012, 06:43 AM   #20
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Old 12-31-2012, 07:09 AM   #21
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Old 12-31-2012, 07:12 AM   #22
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This bullshit doesn't give anybody a chuckle. It raises blood pressure and makes me abuse family members. Stop ****ing posting it
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Old 12-31-2012, 07:35 AM   #23
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Jon Gruden? Funny.
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Old 12-31-2012, 08:31 AM   #24
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Jon Gruden? Funny.
That was the only part I agreed with, except that he'd never come here.

Again, gruden hasn't just looked at the spread. He has been studying it intensely. I think people think he's going to come back with a stale offense when in reality, he will probably come with a pretty innovative scheme. I'd much rather gruden than cowher, as long as gruden doesn't insist on Tampa 2, which I think he's smart enough to not do.
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Old 12-31-2012, 08:32 AM   #25
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Gruden went through 11tybillion QB's at Tampa.


I don't know if this is a great thing or a bad thing.
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Old 12-31-2012, 08:36 AM   #26
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It's pretty simple.

1. Fire Pioli and the entire coaching staff, replacing them with any GM/coach who never had anything to do with the cursed tree.
2. Re-sign Bowe and Albert.
3. Sign another WR, a safety, a backup QB, a backup RB, and a RE.
4. Draft a franchise QB #1 and BPA across the board.
5. Lower prices of parking/seats to restore Arrowhead Magic. Boom.
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Old 12-31-2012, 08:40 AM   #27
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1. Jon Gruden is lke RAC -- the game has passed him by

2. Good idea to draft someone in an area of strength, rather than draft someone where there is a gaping, bottomless, chasm lack of talent at the most important position on the team (sarcasm)

3. Kirk Cousins did a good job replacing RGIII. Matt Cassel did a good job rplacing Tom Brady. Matt Flynn did a good job replacing Aaron Rodgers. Beware the few game replacements. Also, Washington wants a fortune for him.

4. Switching back, just as we get rid of our last 4-3talent (Dorsey) makes no real sense. It takes a couple of years wrth of draft picks to accomplish and likely means getting rid of anumber of talented 3-4 players.

5. Neutral on this.
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