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Old 12-01-2013, 05:33 PM  
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Vernon Davis tackled by his dick

I couldn't improve on Deadspin's title...



full video at link: http://deadspin.com/vernon-davis-tac...ick-1474538060

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Rams safety T.J. McDonald took down 49ers tight end Vernon Davis by grabbing on to whatever he could. "Whatever he could" happened to include Davis's crotch.

After having his dick and/or balls squeezed, Davis naturally took a second to regain himself, as a guy would. The FOX injury music as we all realize Davis didn't suffer a season-ending injury is a little funny, although having your dick squeezed definitely isn't.
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Old 12-01-2013, 05:46 PM   #2
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Old 12-01-2013, 05:46 PM   #3
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From the title, I thought maybe he tripped over his big chocolate peni.
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Old 12-01-2013, 05:47 PM   #4
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no flag?
That's not a penalty
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Old 12-01-2013, 05:49 PM   #5
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That's not a penalty
it's rude tho
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Old 12-01-2013, 06:09 PM   #6
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Old 12-01-2013, 07:00 PM   #7
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From the title, I thought maybe he tripped over his big chocolate peni.
That's racist.
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Old 12-01-2013, 07:31 PM   #8
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it's rude tho
It is indeed frowned upon in proper society.
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Old 12-01-2013, 07:34 PM   #9
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That explains why we couldn't tackle Decker...nothing to grab.
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Old 12-01-2013, 08:48 PM   #10
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The tackler caught VD
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Old 12-01-2013, 08:49 PM   #11
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:01 PM   #12
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no flag?
According to the rules it's part of the uniform.
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:02 PM   #13
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That's strange
It has a built in "crisco" factor that didn't deploy
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:06 PM   #14
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:09 PM   #15
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you are a ****ing idiot
i mean i'm cool with gay marriage and shit, but grabbing a dude's cock in the game...save it for the post-game, bro!!
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