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Old 01-03-2013, 05:01 PM  
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Very awkward moment

So I'm doing an exam on a new patient a few minutes ago. She's in her late 20's. Attractive face, very sweet, a bit overweight. None of this really matters, cuz I'm happily married. Anyhow, at the end of the exam she says "how old are you"? I tell her I'm 45. I ask her why she wanted to know. She looks at me and wispers "you are sexy". Yikes!!!! My assistant of 16 years is sitting right there taking notes. I try to not make eye contact, and told her, thank you, that is very flattering. Now, she's going to be coming back for treatment and I'm going to be thinking that she thinks I'm sexy the entire time. Thought I'd share.

Oh, and no, I'm not going to gas her and PIIHB you sick ****ers.
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Old 01-03-2013, 05:03 PM   #2
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So I'm doing an exam on a new patient a few minutes ago. She's in her late 20's. Attractive face, very sweet, a bit overweight. None of this really matters, cuz I'm happily married. Anyhow, at the end of the exam she says "how old are you"? I tell her I'm 45. I ask her why she wanted to know. She looks at me and wispers "you are sexy". Yikes!!!! My assistant of 16 years is sitting right there taking notes. I try to not make eye contact, and told her, thank you, that is very flattering. Now, she's going to be coming back for treatment and I'm going to be thinking that she thinks I'm sexy the entire time. Thought I'd share.

Oh, and no, I'm not going to gas her and PIIHB you sick ****ers.
Yeah, putting it in her butt AND THEN gassing her seems like the better alternative.
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Old 01-03-2013, 05:03 PM   #3
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Old 01-03-2013, 05:04 PM   #4
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Yeah, putting it in her butt AND THEN gassing her
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Old 01-03-2013, 05:04 PM   #5
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Old 01-03-2013, 05:05 PM   #6
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Old 01-03-2013, 05:05 PM   #7
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Old 01-03-2013, 05:06 PM   #8
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Old 01-03-2013, 05:06 PM   #9
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