Life Subsidize your vacations with timeshare presentations - Page 2

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 08:13 AM

So, I work in the timeshare industry. I sell it. I've found they're a great way to subsidize your vacations when you visit tourist communities by doing these "presentations".

Yes, you will have to go to a timeshare presentation. **** what you've heard, those things aren't like they used to be. It's a 2 hour max time commitment, and they really aren't these pressure cookers anymore. The only pressure involved is the pressure people put on themselves because they want to buy.

If you want to come to Branson, shoot me a PM, and I'll get you set up. You will have your choice of a few of the nicer hotels in town, as the company who you will be touring is one of the corporate resorts and takes good care of their guests. They're not all that way, but this one is, otherwise I probably wouldn't even throw this out there. It will not be with my company, and I will not be your salesman.

In fact, no one should buy timeshare at retail prices. If you want timeshare, I can show you how to buy THE RIGHT ONE, for much less than they try to sell them to you for.

If there are other places you have interest in visiting, PM me. I'll teach you how to do this to make a few bucks while you're away, if you have the time you're willing to give up to do it.

EDIT: I was trying to peddle some shit on here, and it felt too spammy for me. So, I changed directions of the thread, and turned it into a public service announcement.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-10-2013, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Yeah, this is probably a bad idea. I thought it would be mutually beneficial for people, but it's spam to the spammiest degree. I apologize. Moving the thread.

Well, okay then. If ya'll just ****ing with me, I can take it. I just didn't want people to think I'm playing by a different set of rules because I moderate the site. I know we've said in the past that long time members could do these types of things, and I offered a donation on anything I make. Until people express sincere displeasure, I'm going to leave it up for a few. Because I do think it's a win/win for people who want to come to Branson.

Strongside · 01-10-2013, 07:44 AM

Unless you're paying me the $129 to go to Branson, I'm out.

cookster50 · 01-10-2013, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Yeah, this is probably a bad idea. I thought it would be mutually beneficial for people, but it's spam to the spammiest degree. I apologize. Moving the thread.

Hall of Shame?

CJizzles · 01-10-2013, 07:45 AM

I too was just giving you a hard time.

JASONSAUTO · 01-10-2013, 07:46 AM

quit bitchin guys.

i come to branson at least once year, and YES it is getting more expensive.

i'll hit you up prior next time, i would just buy now but we have talked about a different trip this year

seclark · 01-10-2013, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Well, okay then. If ya'll just ****ing with me, I can take it. I just didn't want people to think I'm playing by a different set of rules because I moderate the site. I know we've said in the past that long time members could do these types of things, and I offered a donation on anything I make. Until people express sincere displeasure, I'm going to leave it up for a few. Because I do think it's a win/win for people who want to come to Branson.

you're a mod?
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**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-10-2013, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by rageeumr

Just FTR, I wasn't screaming. I'm dicking around.

Not that my opinion matters, but I think you're close to the line, but not over it. For me, the full disclosure and recommendation NOT to buy makes it cool in my book.

I think timeshare is awesome. Just not at retail. Not when you can get it so much cheaper online from people wanting out of theirs. However, that said, don't just go willy nilly out there onto Ebay or the resale market. There are different kinds of timeshare. PM me, and I will tell you what you're looking for in a good timeshare. Not you, necessarily, just anyone else reading this thinking "Hmm. That sounds like something for me". There's a lot that goes into it, and I'm willing to help someone out with that, for nothing of course.

Ebolapox · 01-10-2013, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by seclark

i'm just ****in w/ya floppy...i don't give a shit what you post.
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(peanut clusters are 2 for the price of one!)

yeah, I'm also in the don't give a shit boat. didn't expect this from you, but I certainly get it.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-10-2013, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Strongside

Unless you're paying me the $129 to go to Branson, I'm out.

That would be me. I honestly don't see the shows, or any of it. I just live here and enjoy the lakes, and hills (mountains).

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO

quit bitchin guys.

i come to branson at least once year, and YES it is getting more expensive.

i'll hit you up prior next time, i would just buy now but we have talked about a different trip this year

No worries. If you come, hit me up. This, that, or the other, I can get you discounts. Some of which I can do on my own because I live here, others involve this type of deal. I'm willing to pass my discounts on to anyone regardless of them doing something like this where I make a few bucks.

**bevischief** · 01-10-2013, 07:53 AM

I am just messing with you it's CP. If someone wants to go then help them out. It would cost me over $500 in gas to drive down there and I don't even want to look at airfare. Last I checked just to KCI was in the $700 range.

**Pestilence** · 01-10-2013, 07:53 AM

How far is Branson from Arrowhead?

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-10-2013, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Ebolapox

yeah, I'm also in the don't give a shit boat. didn't expect this from you, but I certainly get it.

I make hardly shit on these. The wife does MUCH better when people are in front of her and she's wheeling and dealing on tickets. I'm pretty much doing this at cost, and taking the spiff that comes with it. It's literally next to nothing. The benefit is the volume created makes my wife look good.

I'm genuinely trying to help provide a more affordable vacation for anyone that wants it.

But I also have gold watches, and subwoofers in a suitcase you can look at while here if you want to take some bling home with ya.

KC Tattoo · 01-10-2013, 07:54 AM

Your thread is not spam.

This is spam. Glorious (kidding) Spam

Spoiler!

I put the spam in the spoiler altho its not spoiled spam just spam so I put it in the spoiler so I'm not spamming.

seaofred · 01-10-2013, 07:54 AM

Where is the hotel? Is it Big Cedar? I only live about 35 minutes from Branson and have done one of these things before, it's worth the hour or so long presentation.

**luv** · 01-10-2013, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

How far is Branson from Arrowhead?

A little over three hours.

01-10-2013, 07:31 AM
Mr. Flopnuts Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Down the rabbit hole Casino cash: $113740891	Subsidize your vacations with timeshare presentations So, I work in the timeshare industry. I sell it. I've found they're a great way to subsidize your vacations when you visit tourist communities by doing these "presentations". Yes, you will have to go to a timeshare presentation. **** what you've heard, those things aren't like they used to be. It's a 2 hour max time commitment, and they really aren't these pressure cookers anymore. The only pressure involved is the pressure people put on themselves because they want to buy. If you want to come to Branson, shoot me a PM, and I'll get you set up. You will have your choice of a few of the nicer hotels in town, as the company who you will be touring is one of the corporate resorts and takes good care of their guests. They're not all that way, but this one is, otherwise I probably wouldn't even throw this out there. It will not be with my company, and I will not be your salesman. In fact, no one should buy timeshare at retail prices. If you want timeshare, I can show you how to buy THE RIGHT ONE, for much less than they try to sell them to you for. If there are other places you have interest in visiting, PM me. I'll teach you how to do this to make a few bucks while you're away, if you have the time you're willing to give up to do it. EDIT: I was trying to peddle some shit on here, and it felt too spammy for me. So, I changed directions of the thread, and turned it into a public service announcement. Last edited by Mr. Flopnuts; 01-10-2013 at 08:13 AM..
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01-10-2013, 07:44 AM	#17
Strongside Damn, we're in a tight spot. Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: KC Casino cash: $2028229	Unless you're paying me the $129 to go to Branson, I'm out. __________________
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01-10-2013, 07:45 AM	#19
CJizzles BOOM!1! Join Date: Aug 2004 Casino cash: $28883	I too was just giving you a hard time.
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01-10-2013, 07:46 AM	#20
JASONSAUTO Thigpen for HOF Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: mid missouri Casino cash: $1339347	quit bitchin guys. i come to branson at least once year, and YES it is getting more expensive. i'll hit you up prior next time, i would just buy now but we have talked about a different trip this year
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01-10-2013, 07:53 AM	#25
bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Fargo Casino cash: $18264934	I am just messing with you it's CP. If someone wants to go then help them out. It would cost me over $500 in gas to drive down there and I don't even want to look at airfare. Last I checked just to KCI was in the $700 range. __________________ Lex and Terry listen to it! http://lexandterry.com/ "The republic can survive a Barack Obama. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president." unknown Corporation Nation watch it. The Exploding Autoimmune Epidemic by Dr Trent watch it. Dr Mary's Monkey watch it.
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01-10-2013, 07:53 AM	#26
Pestilence Wanna go for a ride? Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nor-Cal Casino cash: $77568927	How far is Branson from Arrowhead?
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01-10-2013, 07:54 AM	#28
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01-10-2013, 07:54 AM	#29
seaofred Wish I had something clever... Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Cassville, Missouri Casino cash: $32608	Where is the hotel? Is it Big Cedar? I only live about 35 minutes from Branson and have done one of these things before, it's worth the hour or so long presentation. __________________
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