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Old 01-10-2013, 07:31 AM  
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Subsidize your vacations with timeshare presentations

So, I work in the timeshare industry. I sell it. I've found they're a great way to subsidize your vacations when you visit tourist communities by doing these "presentations".

Yes, you will have to go to a timeshare presentation. **** what you've heard, those things aren't like they used to be. It's a 2 hour max time commitment, and they really aren't these pressure cookers anymore. The only pressure involved is the pressure people put on themselves because they want to buy.

If you want to come to Branson, shoot me a PM, and I'll get you set up. You will have your choice of a few of the nicer hotels in town, as the company who you will be touring is one of the corporate resorts and takes good care of their guests. They're not all that way, but this one is, otherwise I probably wouldn't even throw this out there. It will not be with my company, and I will not be your salesman.

In fact, no one should buy timeshare at retail prices. If you want timeshare, I can show you how to buy THE RIGHT ONE, for much less than they try to sell them to you for.

If there are other places you have interest in visiting, PM me. I'll teach you how to do this to make a few bucks while you're away, if you have the time you're willing to give up to do it.

EDIT: I was trying to peddle some shit on here, and it felt too spammy for me. So, I changed directions of the thread, and turned it into a public service announcement.

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Old 01-10-2013, 08:09 AM   #46
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I hope you are sodomized by a 400lb sales man.



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Old 01-10-2013, 08:13 AM   #47
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I hope you are sodomized by a 400lb sales man.



You leave this thread up and take your Medicine, Mary Kay.
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Old 01-10-2013, 08:14 AM   #48
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I just can't do it. If you want to take cheap vacations, I can show you how. I don't need, or want to profit off of the thing. It just doesn't seem appropriate for me.
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Old 01-10-2013, 08:15 AM   #49
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I hope you are sodomized by a 400lb sales man.



You leave this thread up and take your Medicine, Mary Kay.
I'm taking my medicine. But I don't need to be spammy salesman. I didn't delete it, move it, or hide it. I just changed it and left the rest as is, so I could be abused for years to come. You're welcome.
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Old 01-10-2013, 08:15 AM   #50
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Given 2 choices, i'd pay $130 to not have to either go to Branson, MO or sit through a timeshare seminar. Both sound completely awful.
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Old 01-10-2013, 08:16 AM   #51
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I will be honest, much like you are. I'm just looking for a way to get to Vegas on the cheap.

I am not interested in making money or giving presentations.

Although, I will sit through one if necessary.
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Old 01-10-2013, 08:16 AM   #52
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I will be honest, much like you are. I'm just looking for a way to get to Vegas on the cheap.

I am not interested in making money or giving presentations.

Although, I will sit through one if necessary.
Well, it's $100 generally in Vegas for a 2 hour presentation. Some of those places out there are sweatshops though, and they can be much more high pressure. Just an FYI.
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Old 01-10-2013, 08:21 AM   #53
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That would be me. I honestly don't see the shows, or any of it. I just live here and enjoy the lakes, and hills (mountains).



No worries. If you come, hit me up. This, that, or the other, I can get you discounts. Some of which I can do on my own because I live here, others involve this type of deal. I'm willing to pass my discounts on to anyone regardless of them doing something like this where I make a few bucks.
lol i would definitely WANT you to make something off of it.
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I move to change Flopnuts name to Billy Mays.
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Old 01-10-2013, 08:23 AM   #55
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Sorry. Iowanian's was better. Although yours is a close 2nd.
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Old 01-10-2013, 08:25 AM   #56
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lol i would definitely WANT you to make something off of it.
Appreciate it. Great for strangers, not for friends. I consider all of you guys as friends. I don't want to profit off of my friends. Feels douchey. So, next time you come down let me know. We'll figure out what's right for you. The thing is, if you come down, ****ing hit me up bro! I live here. I can show you some cool shit that not all tourists know about. Moonshine beach? Can I get a hell yeah?
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Old 01-10-2013, 08:29 AM   #57
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Old 01-10-2013, 08:31 AM   #58
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Well, it's $100 generally in Vegas for a 2 hour presentation. Some of those places out there are sweatshops though, and they can be much more high pressure. Just an FYI.
The "2 hour time commitment" doesn't include the time shuttling you to their office and waiting around. I did one of those years ago and it ended up being a 6 hour time drain.

If you ever are considering buying a timeshare, just do a couple google searches. People are dumping their timeshares left and right and you can get them for pennies on the dollar in some cases. In some extreme cases, people are selling their timeshare contract for $1 so they don't have to pay the annual maintenance fee.
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Appreciate it. Great for strangers, not for friends. I consider all of you guys as friends. I don't want to profit off of my friends. Feels douchey. So, next time you come down let me know. We'll figure out what's right for you. The thing is, if you come down, ****ing hit me up bro! I live here. I can show you some cool shit that not all tourists know about. Moonshine beach? Can I get a hell yeah?
lol Ill definitely hit you up if we get that way. didnt make it last year because the wife was huge lol.
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