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Old 01-10-2013, 08:31 AM  
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Subsidize your vacations with timeshare presentations

So, I work in the timeshare industry. I sell it. I've found they're a great way to subsidize your vacations when you visit tourist communities by doing these "presentations".

Yes, you will have to go to a timeshare presentation. **** what you've heard, those things aren't like they used to be. It's a 2 hour max time commitment, and they really aren't these pressure cookers anymore. The only pressure involved is the pressure people put on themselves because they want to buy.

If you want to come to Branson, shoot me a PM, and I'll get you set up. You will have your choice of a few of the nicer hotels in town, as the company who you will be touring is one of the corporate resorts and takes good care of their guests. They're not all that way, but this one is, otherwise I probably wouldn't even throw this out there. It will not be with my company, and I will not be your salesman.

In fact, no one should buy timeshare at retail prices. If you want timeshare, I can show you how to buy THE RIGHT ONE, for much less than they try to sell them to you for.

If there are other places you have interest in visiting, PM me. I'll teach you how to do this to make a few bucks while you're away, if you have the time you're willing to give up to do it.

EDIT: I was trying to peddle some shit on here, and it felt too spammy for me. So, I changed directions of the thread, and turned it into a public service announcement.

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Old 01-11-2013, 09:28 AM   #91
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I went to one in Florida a few years back at my in-laws time share. Listened to the spiel for like 2 hours and nabbed $50 bucks. I wont ever do it again. my time is worth more than $50 bucks.
Really? So how much are you getting paid for all the time you spend on here?
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Old 01-11-2013, 09:34 AM   #92
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I did MUCH better than that in Cancun!!! Several hundreds worth of free activities...then...wait for it....a Mexican blanket and a bottle of the cheapest Teq. ever!!!
LOL, I'm just talking cash money. If folks want to see shows and stay in hotels, I can make it worth hundreds to them because of the discounts we get on everything in this town. Some shows are not as much as others, but we get discounts on all of it. Zipline, mini golf, gocarts, you name it. I don't do that part, it's my wife. I'm the guy that sells it. And I'm not selling it where she's sending people, so again, you won't see me. Which is good, because I don't want you to actually buy it at retail prices!
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Old 01-11-2013, 10:24 AM   #93
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Mr. Flopnuts, can you get a guy discounts on golf courses? I'm talking Murder Rock, Branson Creek, Ledgstone, and Payne Stewart? I just got two rounds and a cart to Payne for $69.00 off of Groupon. Do you have anything like that?
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