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Old 01-14-2013, 06:53 PM  
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Worst joke I've ever made.
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Buck: Hey, How's your anus?
Friend: I have Colon Cancer
Buck: ****...sorry...I shouldn't have made that joke.
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Old 01-14-2013, 06:57 PM   #2
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Yeah, hate to say it, but you were acting like an ass in that situation.
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Old 01-14-2013, 06:57 PM   #3
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Old 01-14-2013, 06:59 PM   #4
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Old 01-14-2013, 06:59 PM   #5
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sorry for your loss
I liked your first comment better.
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Old 01-14-2013, 06:59 PM   #6
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Two different things anatomically so you're fine.
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Old 01-14-2013, 07:01 PM   #7
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Yeah, hate to say it, but you were acting like an ass in that situation.
Yeah, I am pretty ****ing stupid.

She told me yesterday she was cleaning herself out for a colonoscopy today...
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Old 01-14-2013, 07:01 PM   #8
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Old 01-14-2013, 07:03 PM   #9
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Old 01-14-2013, 07:07 PM   #10
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Did your mom come pick you up at the gay bar after you made that joke?

EDIT: Dammit CrazyPhuD. You stole my joke. That's so shitty of you.
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Old 01-14-2013, 07:15 PM   #11
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Yeah, I am pretty ****ing stupid.

She told me yesterday she was cleaning herself out for a colonoscopy today...
Did you offer to help or continue being a lousy friend?
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Old 01-14-2013, 07:16 PM   #12
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Old 01-14-2013, 07:16 PM   #13
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Did you offer to help or continue being a lousy friend?
Well after I said that I asked her if there was anything I could do to help (I work in the medical industry) and I told her if she needs anything, including money, to let me know. I don't want my friend to die
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Old 01-14-2013, 07:27 PM   #14
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Well after I said that I asked her if there was anything I could do to help (I work in the medical industry) and I told her if she needs anything, including money, to let me know. I don't want my friend to die
Just giving you shit.

Hey, everyone puts their foot in their mouth sometimes, but rarely does it involve a friend's anus.
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Old 01-14-2013, 07:43 PM   #15
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Did your mom come pick you up at the gay bar after you made that joke?

EDIT: Dammit CrazyPhuD. You stole my joke. That's so shitty of you.
Sorry man it comes with the avatar!
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