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Old 01-16-2013, 01:23 PM  
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What tha ...? 2nd day straight that the mormons come knocking

They are nice enough people but let the conversion efforts cease, please.



I may have to answer the door naked next time or something.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:49 PM   #16
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:49 PM   #17
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:50 PM   #18
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:51 PM   #19
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:52 PM   #20
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Put a Virgin Mary statue on your front porch. Works on Jehovah Witnesses too.
That will actually work. we get them out here too and I always just tell them we're catholic and they trundle off into the sunset politely. No, we're not catholic.
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:34 PM   #21
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There aren't many mormons around here but I have ran off plenty of preachers in my time. For hire. Just sayin~
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:39 PM   #22
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:42 PM   #23
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:00 PM   #24
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:04 PM   #25
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I was visiting my dad last summer and his girlfriend was living with him at the time. She had a 13 year old son who was staying there as well. This kid was a terror...a real shithead. One day the mormons came knocking and his mom got up to answer the door. When the kid saw who it was he got up and left the room. I didn't know what he was doing, but when he walked into the living room with a large life-like dildo I almost pissed myself. He went to the door and said "Mom, I found this in the laundry room, do you want me to put it back in your dresser?"

The two guys at the door immediately left. No questions, no words...just left. It was epic. She flipped.
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:21 PM   #26
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I was visiting my dad last summer and his girlfriend was living with him at the time. She had a 13 year old son who was staying there as well. This kid was a terror...a real shithead. One day the mormons came knocking and his mom got up to answer the door. When the kid saw who it was he got up and left the room. I didn't know what he was doing, but when he walked into the living room with a large life-like dildo I almost pissed myself. He went to the door and said "Mom, I found this in the laundry room, do you want me to put it back in your dresser?"

The two guys at the door immediately left. No questions, no words...just left. It was epic. She flipped.
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:22 PM   #27
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:22 AM   #28
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:29 AM   #29
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:31 AM   #30
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