Home Mail MemberMap Chat (0) Wallpapers
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > The Royal Lounge

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-16-2013, 01:23 PM  
Mr. Laz Mr. Laz is offline
Don't Tease Me
 
Mr. Laz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: KS
Casino cash: $12140
What tha ...? 2nd day straight that the mormons come knocking

They are nice enough people but let the conversion efforts cease, please.



I may have to answer the door naked next time or something.
Posts: 82,769
Mr. Laz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Laz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Laz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Laz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Laz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Laz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Laz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Laz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Laz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Laz is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Laz is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2013, 12:53 PM   #61
Red And Yellow Red And Yellow is offline
Starter
 
Red And Yellow's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2013
Casino cash: $5027
I hate people who try and push their religion on someone else, their intentions may be good but it's annoying. I don't need some one telling me what to believe in and why I should. Most the time these fools don't even know they are intruding idiots
Posts: 164
Red And Yellow is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutRed And Yellow is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutRed And Yellow is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutRed And Yellow is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutRed And Yellow is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutRed And Yellow is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutRed And Yellow is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutRed And Yellow is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutRed And Yellow is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutRed And Yellow is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutRed And Yellow is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2013, 01:29 PM   #62
Strongside Strongside is offline
Damn, we're in a tight spot.
 
Strongside's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: KC
Casino cash: $10819
Quote:
Originally Posted by Red And Yellow View Post
I hate people who try and push their religion on someone else, their intentions may be good but it's annoying. I don't need some one telling me what to believe in and why I should. Most the time these fools don't even know they are intruding idiots
I might just throw a jihad on your ass for this post.
__________________
Posts: 8,704
Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2013, 01:49 PM   #63
Iowanian Iowanian is online now
Besides, big day tomorrow
 
Iowanian's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
Casino cash: $9827
One time when I was a kid the Jehovah's showed up and we were working on the farm. My dad told them they could talk as long as they were scooping shit in the pig shed.

A few years ago they came to my house when we were working outside on a remodel and I told them the same thing(insert shoveling dirt and chopping tree roots).

They declined.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC native View Post
I said I'm an expert dickrider.
Posts: 50,277
Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2013, 01:53 PM   #64
ptlyon ptlyon is offline
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
 

Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
Casino cash: $8802
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian View Post
One time when I was a kid the Jehovah's showed up and we were working on the farm. My dad told them they could talk as long as they were scooping shit in the pig shed.

A few years ago they came to my house when we were working outside on a remodel and I told them the same thing(insert shoveling dirt and chopping tree roots).

They declined.
Yeah those JW's are sure lazy these days...
__________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Advertise here: $19.99 a month
Posts: 10,200
ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.ptlyon is too fat/Omaha.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2013, 01:55 PM   #65
penguinz penguinz is offline
MVP
 
penguinz's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2003
Casino cash: $38130
Quote:
Originally Posted by frankotank View Post
disconnect the doorbell and install one of these.
works like a charm!

That reminds me... Why do some idiots think it is cool to hang plastic nuts from the back of their truck?
__________________
http://blackoutsopa.com
Posts: 7,472
penguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2013, 02:32 PM   #66
Radar Chief Radar Chief is offline
Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
 
Radar Chief's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: In the box.
Casino cash: $7267
Quote:
Originally Posted by penguinz View Post
That reminds me... Why do some idiots think it is cool to hang plastic nuts from the back of their truck?
Truck Nutz spells class with a "k".

__________________
Like "Cool Hand" Luke I'm busting rocks.

__/|_/[___]
|/ \\_| ---OllllO
_( ))~-( ))-0--))
Posts: 22,562
Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2013, 02:33 PM   #67
Rambozo Rambozo is offline
Banned
 

Join Date: Jan 2013
Casino cash: $5000
Quote:
What tha ...? 2nd day straight that the mormons come knocking
Maybe they thought you were Te'o's girlfriend? Isn't he morman?
Posts: 459
Rambozo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Rambozo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Rambozo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Rambozo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Rambozo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Rambozo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Rambozo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Rambozo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Rambozo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Rambozo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Rambozo < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2013, 02:40 PM   #68
GloryDayz GloryDayz is offline
Good luck KC Chiefs...
 
GloryDayz's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Lee's Summit, MO
Casino cash: $18833
Or...

Posts: 23,518
GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2013, 07:43 PM   #69
Baby Lee Baby Lee is online now
Cake Boss!!
 
Baby Lee's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: 456 Lick My Butthole Lane
Casino cash: $16481
Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongside View Post
I was visiting my dad last summer and his girlfriend was living with him at the time. She had a 13 year old son who was staying there as well. This kid was a terror...a real shithead. One day the mormons came knocking and his mom got up to answer the door. When the kid saw who it was he got up and left the room. I didn't know what he was doing, but when he walked into the living room with a large life-like dildo I almost pissed myself. He went to the door and said "Mom, I found this in the laundry room, do you want me to put it back in your dresser?"

The two guys at the door immediately left. No questions, no words...just left. It was epic. She flipped.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saccopoo View Post
Worthless without pics. And not of the dildo.
- my mind went back that news footage of a drug bust, where the reporter is relating what went down and the CSI in the background strode out of the home with a ginormous dildo flopping out of the front of a box of stuff.

EDIT: Google is your friend, and googling 'drug bust dildo' isn't as scary as one might think.

__________________
SNL Standards and Practices - "you can't say 'midget,' It's just like saying the N-word.'

John Mulaney - "No it isn't, because you JUST SAID midget."

Last edited by Baby Lee; 01-17-2013 at 08:47 PM..
Posts: 43,393
Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2013, 07:48 PM   #70
Baby Lee Baby Lee is online now
Cake Boss!!
 
Baby Lee's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: 456 Lick My Butthole Lane
Casino cash: $16481
Quote:
Originally Posted by AndChiefs View Post
Oddly enough...I've never been visited by a Mormon or JW.
The house at the end of the block has been tenements for Mormon missionaries for several years. I literally could take out a window with a rock from my front door. Never received a house call, while JWs are a regular twice a year thing.

Ironic, as I would be amenable to talking with them, being a 'Jack Mormon' member of a church that is little more than a non-denominational social club at this point.
__________________
SNL Standards and Practices - "you can't say 'midget,' It's just like saying the N-word.'

John Mulaney - "No it isn't, because you JUST SAID midget."
Posts: 43,393
Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2013, 07:59 PM   #71
Baby Lee Baby Lee is online now
Cake Boss!!
 
Baby Lee's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: 456 Lick My Butthole Lane
Casino cash: $16481
Quote:
Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN View Post
I dunno if they ate it or not but they insisted that I take the leaflet. I dropped it outside their door after they slammed it the 2nd time.

I was like you're doing it wrong guys.
Don't know why, but that reminded me of a long, nearly forgotten, memory. Late teens at Bannister Mall. I was idly browsing that little home electronics store by Waldenbooks, and some random guy out of the blue told me the he had been moved by the spirit to tell me that if I accepted Jesus as my savior right then, my eternal salvation was assured. Told him what I have told all that try to evangelize me, "I have my own faith tradition which I hold dear, but thanks for the effort."
__________________
SNL Standards and Practices - "you can't say 'midget,' It's just like saying the N-word.'

John Mulaney - "No it isn't, because you JUST SAID midget."
Posts: 43,393
Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2013, 08:04 PM   #72
Dayze Dayze is offline
Resident Glue Sniffer
 
Dayze's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Overland Park
Casino cash: $10421
I think I would just answer the door, smiling, and pretending to be deaf. As the leaflet is passes to me, I would hold up a finger- as to suggest "oh. Hang on a second"...then hand him a Chinese takeout menu. Wave good bye, the entire time I'm closing the door.

...smiling the entire time.
__________________
Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial.
Posts: 26,188
Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dayze is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2013, 08:38 PM   #73
big nasty kcnut big nasty kcnut is online now
Hey wanna fight!
 
big nasty kcnut's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: wichita kansas u.s.a.
Casino cash: $6481
I would get a Mormon and jw to come over to my house where i would say you both have good ideas tell you what you two fight each other whoever wins i'll join your church. Then while their fighting i'd call the cops on them and say their trespassing on my yard. Problem solved.
__________________
I'm the renegade of funk Go kansas city. Our coach hate you. adopt a chiefs Ryan Succop
Posts: 12,693
big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.big nasty kcnut has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2013, 08:50 PM   #74
58-4ever 58-4ever is offline
The Collective Unconscious
 
58-4ever's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The OP
Casino cash: $8003
Te'o is a Mormon. Just tell them that you'll hit them up on Twitter. Then cease to exist.
Posts: 7,685
58-4ever wants to die in a aids tree fire.58-4ever wants to die in a aids tree fire.58-4ever wants to die in a aids tree fire.58-4ever wants to die in a aids tree fire.58-4ever wants to die in a aids tree fire.58-4ever wants to die in a aids tree fire.58-4ever wants to die in a aids tree fire.58-4ever wants to die in a aids tree fire.58-4ever wants to die in a aids tree fire.58-4ever wants to die in a aids tree fire.58-4ever wants to die in a aids tree fire.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-17-2013, 08:54 PM   #75
crossbow crossbow is offline
King of Sarcasm
 
crossbow's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: at home
Casino cash: $5000
I guess they think Catholics crucify people on their lawns. I tell them I am Roman Catholic and they quickly move on.
__________________

If the mind were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
Posts: 2,159
crossbow wants to die in a aids tree fire.crossbow wants to die in a aids tree fire.crossbow wants to die in a aids tree fire.crossbow wants to die in a aids tree fire.crossbow wants to die in a aids tree fire.crossbow wants to die in a aids tree fire.crossbow wants to die in a aids tree fire.crossbow wants to die in a aids tree fire.crossbow wants to die in a aids tree fire.crossbow wants to die in a aids tree fire.crossbow wants to die in a aids tree fire.
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 09:06 PM.


This is a test for a client's site.
A new website that shows member-created construction site listings that need fill or have excess fill. Dirt Monkey @ https://DirtMonkey.net
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.