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Old 01-16-2013, 02:29 PM  
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:38 PM   #166
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:38 PM   #167
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So what does this do to his draft stock? How far will he slip with the revelation that he's a manipulative liar? Or will he slip at all since honesty isn't a key success criteria among linebackers?
His "character" was a major selling point for the people who liked him. He drops a lot.
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:38 PM   #168
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You sure ESPN didn't break this story first???
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:39 PM   #169
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Dude is probably gay. If so this becomes a sad story about society.
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:41 PM   #170
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So lets play the "he's a victim" angle.

He says he talked to her on the phone. Who was he talking to?
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"They started out as just friends," Te'o's father, Brian, told the Tribune in October 2012. "Every once in a while, she would travel to Hawaii, and that happened to be the time Manti was home, so he would meet with her there."
So he got hoaxed by his dad?

"Hey, Manti, remember when your girlfriend spent a week here at home?"

"Uh, no, Dad."

"Sure you do! Think hard!"

"Um ... OK, I guess."
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:42 PM   #171
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Dead girlfriend? Is he a suspect?
After her death he drove to the Vatican brandishing a pistol and asked to talk to the Pope and Brian Kelly.
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:43 PM   #172
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His "character" was a major selling point for the people who liked him. He drops a lot.
The nice thing is that we won't mind, because he'll be replacing a guy who murdered his real girlfriend.

Andy Reid: "He lied about an imaginary girlfriend? Pffft. That's a HUGE step up for us at the inside linebacker position."
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:43 PM   #173
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So he got hoaxed by his dad?

"Hey, Manti, remember when your girlfriend spent a week here at home?"

"Uh, no, Dad."

"Sure you do! Think hard!"

"Um ... OK, I guess."
I was just starting with the phone call aspect. It's obvious that he's lying.
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:44 PM   #174
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:44 PM   #175
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Dead girlfriend? Is he a suspect?
In an unusual way ... yes.
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:44 PM   #176
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Dude is probably gay. If so this becomes a sad story about society.
So he goes from a straight manipulative liar who mislead the media for years to a gay manipulative liar who mislead the media for years. Can't say it makes much of a difference to me.
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:45 PM   #177
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:47 PM   #178
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So he DIDN'T meet her?

Or he met some woman who wasn't who she said she was? And the hoaxer later "killed off" the creation?

W. T. F. ?

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Old 01-16-2013, 04:48 PM   #179
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:49 PM   #180
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