Teos made up gf

[Bo's Pelini]

http://m.deadspin.com/5976517/manti-teos-dead-girlfriend-the-most-heartbreaking-and-inspirational-story-of-the-college-football-season-is-a-hoax?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

[Cephalic Trauma]

Originally Posted by Dylan

Ahahhahhahahhahhahahahahaha! A drowning would have been more plausible than a car wreck followed by leukemia.



I don't know many funerals held ten days after death that conveniently coincides on game day so her beloved boyfriend cannot attend.



Ahahhahhahahhahhahahahahaha! Imaginary white roses.



Ahahhahhahahhahhahahahahaha! The head coach awards the game ball to the imaginary girlfriend - They don't send flowers?

I read the entire convoluted story: Would the best player on Notre Dame football team have an online-only relationship?

Te'ogate should push Oprah and Armstrong below the fold.

Are you posting as you are reading it? Everyone's seen that information located in the one centrally located place called deadspin.com, where the original report is contained.

[Fairplay]

This story is really bizarre and then some.

I agree with Laz's take on it though, sounds closer to the truth of what really happened.

You can bet that his family will be questioned and hounded about it. Sad when
you get the family involved with a fraud story.

The lies build up and and now it comes crashing down unmercifully.

This thread will go on for quite a while.

[Dylan]

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma

Are you posting as you are reading it? Everyone's seen that information located in the one centrally located place called deadspin.com, where the original report is contained.

We have a hostage crisis going on - I'm late to the party -

Since you seem to have your finger on the pulse - Can anyone find one of Te'o's past girlfriends?

TIA

[silver5liter]

Im telling you, the best thing Teo could do to restore his image is if he just came out that he is gay and was embarrassed. I dont know that to be true or anything, but if thats the case he should just do it.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by silver5liter

Im telling you, the best thing Teo could do to restore his image is if he just came out that he is gay and was embarrassed. I dont know that to be true or anything, but if thats the case he should just do it.

He won't get drafted high if he's gay.

[silver5liter]

Originally Posted by GoWalrus

He won't get drafted high if he's gay.

I think if he keeps going with this obviously fake story it will hurt him more than being gay. Not to mention the endorsements that he could pick up for being the first openly gay nfl player.

[Sorter]

Originally Posted by GoWalrus

He won't get drafted high if he's gay.

The Donks might risk it. (HIV, I mean)

[Cephalic Trauma]

Originally Posted by GoWalrus

He won't get drafted high if he's gay.

So being a sociopath who created an elaborate story about the death of a gf is better for his draft stock?

Would you rather have a gay LB or a raging sociopath?

EDIT: Wait, gochiefs, don't answer that. We know which one you would choose.

[Sorter]

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma

So being a sociopath who created an elaborate story about the death of a gf is better for his draft stock?

Would you rather have a gay LB or a raging sociopath?

EDIT: Wait, gochiefs, don't answer that. We know which one you would choose.

Uh, can it be both?



Gay Ray Lewis?

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

I honestly think he might go undrafted if he was gay.

[Sorter]

Originally Posted by GoWalrus

I honestly think he might go undrafted if he was gay.

I'd be surprised if he had just finished this year out and admitted it but with this shit?

No ****ing way.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

He's most likely Belchered any chance he has to be a first rounder after this debacle.

[silver5liter]

Dude will be a money bonanza if he comes out as being gay. I dont think he goes in the first now but think he would be drafted if gay.

[Sorter]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

He's most likely Belchered any chance he has to be a first rounder after this debacle.

[Dylan]

Originally Posted by Fairplay

This story is really bizarre and then some.

I agree with Laz's take on it though, sounds closer to the truth of what really happened.

You can bet that his family will be questioned and hounded about it. Sad when
you get the family involved with a fraud story.

The lies build up and and now it comes crashing down unmercifully.

This thread will go on for quite a while.

Hey Fairplay.

This is a huge story. Easily a top 10 sports story this year.

"Te’o’s mother did not immediately return a call seeking comment."

Uh-oh.