Chiefs Report: Tiger wants to remarry Elin

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 01-16-2013, 07:41 PM

Lack of pussy make you brave, man!

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/...scandal-011613

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Tiger Woods is a single man these days, but he may not still be over his ex-wife Elin Nordegren.

Here are some of the women with whom Tiger was allegedly intimate.
According to the National Enquirer, Woods wants to remarry Nordegren and he's offering a huge chunk of change to get her back. The magazine also reports that Tiger even proposed to her over Christmas, getting down on one knee and presenting Nordegren with a ring.

Nordegren is reportedly considering the proposal from Woods, who is desperate to get Nordegren back, but wants a $350 million anti-cheating clause added to the contract.

Woods' proposed deal reportedly is worth over half of his estimated $600 million fortune.

"Tiger didn't even balk at the demand. Even though his accountants think he's crazy, he's ready to sign the pre-nup and set a wedding date," a source told the magazine.

"The guy has never recovered from being dumped by Elin. He's dated lots of models and bimbos, but none of them were more than a one night stand."

The Enquirer reports that Woods and Nordegren have even begun having a sexual relationship again.

"Tiger stopped by Elin's rental house one afternoon when their kids were out with a nanny and they had sex for the first time since the split," a source reportedly told the Enquirer.

Woods and Nordegren met in 2001 after being introduced by Swedish golfer Jesper Parnevik, for whom Elin was a nanny. The couple became engaged in November 2003 and married more than a year later in October 2004.

Woods and Nordegren have two children, but the marriage went awry after Nordegren discovered Woods had been cheating on her with multiple women. After learning of such news at Thanksgiving in Nov. 2009, she allegedly attacked Woods, who crashed his car into a tree.

Since the divorce, Nordegren has dated billionaire Jamie Dingman and reportedly NHL player Douglas Murray.

Woods and Nordegren have been living apart since 2010 as Nordegren works to rebuild her mansion in Palm Beach, Fla.

stonedstooge · 01-16-2013, 07:45 PM

I guess Tigers are pussies

crispystl420 · 01-16-2013, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by GoWalrus

Lack of pussy make you brave, man!

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/...scandal-011613

Oh what money can buy! She is smoking hot though.

EagleRob · 01-16-2013, 07:47 PM

Dumbass. That better be some serious Tang

KC Tattoo · 01-16-2013, 07:47 PM

What a putts.

Bump · 01-16-2013, 07:48 PM

she must be a tiger in the sack.

EagleRob · 01-16-2013, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

What a putts.

👍

scott free · 01-16-2013, 07:56 PM

I feel for him a little bit, theres an undeniable beauty in the familiarity and stability of a true love marriage.

Apparently thats a life truth even IF you have unlimited access to the most smoking hot and random silky poon on planet earth... the older you get, the more you want The One.

displacedinMN · 01-16-2013, 07:58 PM

yea, that will happen

EagleRob · 01-16-2013, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by scott free

I feel for him a little bit, theres an undeniable beauty in the familiarity and stability of a true love marriage.

Apparently thats a life truth even IF you have unlimited access to the most smoking hot and random silky poon on planet earth... the older you get, the more you want The One.

🍻

houstonwhodat · 01-16-2013, 08:03 PM

He likes white blonde Swedish girls.

Can't blame him.

**GloryDayz** · 01-16-2013, 08:05 PM

LOL, I hope he walks away at the alter and meets a Porn star just outside the church, takes her to a hotel and PIIHB!

crispystl420 · 01-16-2013, 08:07 PM

She knows he'll **** up. It's all bout money. That's how that little nerd got her in the first place.

**Buck** · 01-16-2013, 08:08 PM

$350,000,000 is nothing when you're black in America.

bowener · 01-16-2013, 08:09 PM

He probably wants to be a family again.

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