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Old 01-16-2013, 07:41 PM  
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Report: Tiger wants to remarry Elin

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Tiger Woods is a single man these days, but he may not still be over his ex-wife Elin Nordegren.

Here are some of the women with whom Tiger was allegedly intimate.
According to the National Enquirer, Woods wants to remarry Nordegren and he's offering a huge chunk of change to get her back. The magazine also reports that Tiger even proposed to her over Christmas, getting down on one knee and presenting Nordegren with a ring.

Nordegren is reportedly considering the proposal from Woods, who is desperate to get Nordegren back, but wants a $350 million anti-cheating clause added to the contract.

Woods' proposed deal reportedly is worth over half of his estimated $600 million fortune.

"Tiger didn't even balk at the demand. Even though his accountants think he's crazy, he's ready to sign the pre-nup and set a wedding date," a source told the magazine.

"The guy has never recovered from being dumped by Elin. He's dated lots of models and bimbos, but none of them were more than a one night stand."

The Enquirer reports that Woods and Nordegren have even begun having a sexual relationship again.

"Tiger stopped by Elin's rental house one afternoon when their kids were out with a nanny and they had sex for the first time since the split," a source reportedly told the Enquirer.

Woods and Nordegren met in 2001 after being introduced by Swedish golfer Jesper Parnevik, for whom Elin was a nanny. The couple became engaged in November 2003 and married more than a year later in October 2004.

Woods and Nordegren have two children, but the marriage went awry after Nordegren discovered Woods had been cheating on her with multiple women. After learning of such news at Thanksgiving in Nov. 2009, she allegedly attacked Woods, who crashed his car into a tree.

Since the divorce, Nordegren has dated billionaire Jamie Dingman and reportedly NHL player Douglas Murray.

Woods and Nordegren have been living apart since 2010 as Nordegren works to rebuild her mansion in Palm Beach, Fla.
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Old 01-16-2013, 08:56 PM   #31
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:01 PM   #32
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I like Tattoo.

But to be fair, he does struggle with spelling.
This is very true. Admittingly I struggle with spelling, I have worked hard to correct and do better with my spelling. Mostly I like to spell words the way I hear them. I sometimes get embarrassed about my spelling but I'm not going give up to post on the message board I love to post on. I have learned to deal with many life issues and be apart of a Chiefs family as friends here.

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Putts was an intended pun for putting in golf.
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:09 PM   #33
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I like Tattoo.

But to be fair, he does struggle with spelling.
English may not be his first language.

de plane! de plane!
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:14 PM   #34
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English may not be his first language.

de plane! de plane!
I cannot believe you are the first person to ever say that to me
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:11 PM   #38
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THIS...duh.
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:24 PM   #39
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For the record I do live in a trailer home. I am white. I am a single father making a living the best I know how and Chiefs Planet is part of what I do each day to pass the time. So I am going to post how ever the **** I want. You don't like it that is your problem NOT MINE.

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Old 01-16-2013, 10:26 PM   #40
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The Enquirer reports that Woods and Nordegren have even begun having a sexual relationship again.

"Tiger stopped by Elin's rental house one afternoon when their kids were out with a nanny and they had sex for the first time since the split," a source reportedly told the Enquirer.
Anybody else find it kind of odd and/or douchey of them to report on this?
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:29 PM   #41
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Anybody else find it kind of odd and/or douchey of them to report on this?
Inquiring minds want to know?
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Oh I know he is and I'm not going to back down from him. It's his little schlick he thinks he has to be cool about it. I never done nothing to him then now and then he wants to pick on me after he hid town for six months.
Dude. I get that the first one was a pun. He's a golfer. Putts/putz. Okay.

But it's "schtick," not "schlick."

Just back away from the Yiddish and you'll be all gute.
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Inquiring minds want to know?
No doubt. People want to know everything...

I just find it odd that they were even aware of the specifics of such a rendezvous.
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Dude. I get that the first one was a pun. He's a golfer. Putts/putz. Okay.

But it's "schtick," not "schlick."

Just back away from the Yiddish and you'll be all gute.


"schtick"

Got it. Ok thanks for pointing that out.


Tough crowd today.
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:56 PM   #45
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No doubt. People want to know everything...

I just find it odd that they were even aware of the specifics of such a rendezvous.
Yeah, but how many times has he taken a shit or farted that day? Inquiring minds want to know.
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