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Old 01-16-2013, 07:41 PM  
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Report: Tiger wants to remarry Elin

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Tiger Woods is a single man these days, but he may not still be over his ex-wife Elin Nordegren.

Here are some of the women with whom Tiger was allegedly intimate.
According to the National Enquirer, Woods wants to remarry Nordegren and he's offering a huge chunk of change to get her back. The magazine also reports that Tiger even proposed to her over Christmas, getting down on one knee and presenting Nordegren with a ring.

Nordegren is reportedly considering the proposal from Woods, who is desperate to get Nordegren back, but wants a $350 million anti-cheating clause added to the contract.

Woods' proposed deal reportedly is worth over half of his estimated $600 million fortune.

"Tiger didn't even balk at the demand. Even though his accountants think he's crazy, he's ready to sign the pre-nup and set a wedding date," a source told the magazine.

"The guy has never recovered from being dumped by Elin. He's dated lots of models and bimbos, but none of them were more than a one night stand."

The Enquirer reports that Woods and Nordegren have even begun having a sexual relationship again.

"Tiger stopped by Elin's rental house one afternoon when their kids were out with a nanny and they had sex for the first time since the split," a source reportedly told the Enquirer.

Woods and Nordegren met in 2001 after being introduced by Swedish golfer Jesper Parnevik, for whom Elin was a nanny. The couple became engaged in November 2003 and married more than a year later in October 2004.

Woods and Nordegren have two children, but the marriage went awry after Nordegren discovered Woods had been cheating on her with multiple women. After learning of such news at Thanksgiving in Nov. 2009, she allegedly attacked Woods, who crashed his car into a tree.

Since the divorce, Nordegren has dated billionaire Jamie Dingman and reportedly NHL player Douglas Murray.

Woods and Nordegren have been living apart since 2010 as Nordegren works to rebuild her mansion in Palm Beach, Fla.
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Old 01-17-2013, 05:25 AM   #46
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Sounds like Tiger has figured out what she is.

Now they're just negotiating over the price.
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Old 01-17-2013, 05:44 AM   #47
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This is very true. Admittingly I struggle with spelling, I have worked hard to correct and do better with my spelling. Mostly I like to spell words the way I hear them. I sometimes get embarrassed about my spelling but I'm not going give up to post on the message board I love to post on. I have learned to deal with many life issues and be apart of a Chiefs family as friends here.

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Putts was an intended pun for putting in golf.
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Old 01-17-2013, 05:49 AM   #48
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money talks. he just wants his divorce money settlement back
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Old 01-17-2013, 06:14 AM   #49
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Dude. I get that the first one was a pun. He's a golfer. Putts/putz. Okay.

But it's "schtick," not "schlick."

Just back away from the Yiddish and you'll be all gute.
It's "gŁt" not "gute". Gooda is a type of Dutch cheese.
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Old 01-17-2013, 06:21 AM   #50
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yea, that will happen
I wouldn't be surprised if it did. Woods was nailing anything with hair and I doubt he did a 180. With a 350m dollar no stoke clause, I wouldn't be surprised.........true love.
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Old 01-17-2013, 06:34 AM   #51
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Dumbass. That better be some serious Tang
Nah, it's called rebuilding his rep and missing his $$ he won, now that he ain't winning jack. False 'Mea Culpa. Think what Lance is attempting now that he wants to compete again, but just can't quite do it and what Manti will be attempting to do in a mad fashion now that his draft stock has dropped faster than the '29 market crash.
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Old 01-17-2013, 06:40 AM   #52
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What a putts.
Has someone around here mentioned the value that Tiger and his ex may see in marriage for the benefit of their children? ..I'm just saying.
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Old 01-17-2013, 06:42 AM   #53
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Old 01-17-2013, 06:44 AM   #54
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It's "gŁt" not "gute". Gooda is a type of Dutch cheese.
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Old 01-17-2013, 06:47 AM   #55
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Old 01-17-2013, 07:37 AM   #57
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It's "putz", you retarded dumbass.

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Old 01-17-2013, 07:49 AM   #58
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