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Old 01-16-2013, 07:41 PM  
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Report: Tiger wants to remarry Elin

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Tiger Woods is a single man these days, but he may not still be over his ex-wife Elin Nordegren.

Here are some of the women with whom Tiger was allegedly intimate.
According to the National Enquirer, Woods wants to remarry Nordegren and he's offering a huge chunk of change to get her back. The magazine also reports that Tiger even proposed to her over Christmas, getting down on one knee and presenting Nordegren with a ring.

Nordegren is reportedly considering the proposal from Woods, who is desperate to get Nordegren back, but wants a $350 million anti-cheating clause added to the contract.

Woods' proposed deal reportedly is worth over half of his estimated $600 million fortune.

"Tiger didn't even balk at the demand. Even though his accountants think he's crazy, he's ready to sign the pre-nup and set a wedding date," a source told the magazine.

"The guy has never recovered from being dumped by Elin. He's dated lots of models and bimbos, but none of them were more than a one night stand."

The Enquirer reports that Woods and Nordegren have even begun having a sexual relationship again.

"Tiger stopped by Elin's rental house one afternoon when their kids were out with a nanny and they had sex for the first time since the split," a source reportedly told the Enquirer.

Woods and Nordegren met in 2001 after being introduced by Swedish golfer Jesper Parnevik, for whom Elin was a nanny. The couple became engaged in November 2003 and married more than a year later in October 2004.

Woods and Nordegren have two children, but the marriage went awry after Nordegren discovered Woods had been cheating on her with multiple women. After learning of such news at Thanksgiving in Nov. 2009, she allegedly attacked Woods, who crashed his car into a tree.

Since the divorce, Nordegren has dated billionaire Jamie Dingman and reportedly NHL player Douglas Murray.

Woods and Nordegren have been living apart since 2010 as Nordegren works to rebuild her mansion in Palm Beach, Fla.
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Old 01-17-2013, 08:07 AM   #61
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I see her as "Ice Queen". Prolly why he strayed in the first place. Now, with all the money in the world and can buy anything, he's trying to buy the thing that he can't have. But I guess, everything is for sale.
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Old 01-17-2013, 08:56 AM   #62
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:00 AM   #63
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:04 AM   #64
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:07 AM   #65
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dude nobody likes anything having to do with that
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yeah i may be a retard but I'll be the one banging your girlfriend when you're out with your friends.
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:08 AM   #66
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a lot of people on here won't agree with me, but man Taylor Swift is smoking hot
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:09 AM   #67
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a lot of people on here won't agree with me, but man Taylor Swift is smoking hot
I ****ing love her. And I don't agree with you. She's not hot to me at all. I love her because she is a genuine musician. Love her music or not, she actually writes that shit herself. So few and far between anymore...
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:34 AM   #68
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You know what DaneMcDouche I don't give a ****. I got friends here. I made it to the inner circle obviously. So **** off dude.


When did place become a campfire circle?

Sorry, Dude. I was just teasing. My apologies.
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:17 AM   #69
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It's "gŁt" not "gute". Gooda is a type of Dutch cheese.
It's GOUDA, dude.

Y'all's failin' all over the place.
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:22 AM   #70
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I ****ing love her. And I don't agree with you. She's not hot to me at all. I love her because she is a genuine musician. Love her music or not, she actually writes that shit herself. So few and far between anymore...
This. She's real, and she's the real deal.
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:30 AM   #71
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No way. Unlike many Americans, this girl has morals. She wants to get back together for the kids.
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:35 AM   #73
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It's GOUDA, dude.

Y'all's failin' all over the place.
I mispelled it on purpose you dope.

Mr. Awesome already broke the chain, though.
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:37 AM   #74
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I ****ing love her. And I don't agree with you. She's not hot to me at all. I love her because she is a genuine musician. Love her music or not, she actually writes that shit herself. So few and far between anymore...
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:14 AM   #75
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Elin may be hot (whatever!), but when love is defined by a $350M bond/pre-nup, especially by people who aren't avid church-goers, I think he's just dumb...

And I'd be interested in what she had to put up in the pre-nup? Nothing? Has to fulfill all his fantasies daily? Never be a bitch? Back rubs? Please don't tell me the entire pre-nup is based on Tiger being faithful to a former swimsuit model!!!

OK, now I'm going to back to worrying about fake girlfriends and bikers pumping human blood, perhaps their own, into their system... ****ing off season!!!

As the world turns!!

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