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Old 02-06-2013, 08:34 AM   #1861
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The history of #1 picks and QBs vs other positions.

Since the merger, SB winners in bold

Terry Bradshaw - won SB
Jim Plunkett - won SB but not for the team that drafted him
Walt Patulski - never won shit
John Matuszak - won SB but not for the team that drafted him
Too Tall Jones - won SB
Steve Bartowski - never won shit
Lee Roy Selmon - never won shit
Ricky Bell - never won shit
Earl Campbell - never won shit
Tom Cousineau - never won shit
Billy Sims - never won shit
George Rogers - won SB but not for the team that drafted him
Kenneth Sims - never won shit
John Elway - won SB
Irving Fryar - never won shit
Bruce Smith - never won shit
Bo Jackson - never won shit
Vinny Testaverde - never won shit
Aundray Bruce - never won shit
Troy Aikman - won SB
Jeff George - never won shit
Russell Maryland - won SB
Steve Emtman - never won shit
Drew Bledsoe - never won shit
Dan Wilkinson - never won shit
Ki-Jana Carter - never won shit
Keyshawn Johnson - never won shit
Orlando Pace - won SB
Peyton Manning - won SB
Tim Couch - never won shit
Courtney Brown - never won shit
Michael Vick - never won shit and won't win shit
David Carr - never won shit
Carson Palmer - never won shit and won't win shit
Eli Manning - won SB
Alex Smith - never won shit, might could still win shit
Mario Williams - never won shit
JaMarcus Russell - future uncertain
Jake Long - never won shit

11 SB winners, 6 were QBs. Of the 5 non QBs, 4 of them played with elite QBs (Stabler, Aikman, Warner, Staubach). George Rogers was a backup for the Redskins.

Quarterbacks that were passed on in favor of non-SB-winning losers: Doug Williams, Phil Simms, Jim McMahon, Boomer Esiason, Jim Everett, Steve McNair, Kerry Collins, Chad Pennington, Jay Cutler, Matt Ryan, Joe Flacco.

The lesson: If you don't draft a QB, good luck, dumbass.
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:49 AM   #1862
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You said, "Wake me up when the combine is over and Geno still isn't in the picture."

Implying that THAT is when we wake you up, and not in any other situation. Only when the combine is over and Geno still isn't in the picture.

That means if one of those doesn't happen, we shouldn't wake you up. Which means you'll stay asleep.

Well, if the combine is over (check) but Geno IS in the picture, we can't wake you up, and can't do it until he's out of the picture. If the Chiefs draft him, then he'll always be IN the picture.

That means we can NEVER wake you up. So either you find some other way of waking up, or you stay asleep forever, which is also known as being dead.
You're taking this Geno thing WAAAAYYYY too seriously.
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:50 AM   #1863
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The history of #1 picks and QBs vs other positions.

Since the merger, SB winners in bold

Terry Bradshaw - won SB
Jim Plunkett - won SB but not for the team that drafted him
Walt Patulski - never won shit
John Matuszak - won SB but not for the team that drafted him
Too Tall Jones - won SB
Steve Bartowski - never won shit
Lee Roy Selmon - never won shit
Ricky Bell - never won shit
Earl Campbell - never won shit
Tom Cousineau - never won shit
Billy Sims - never won shit
George Rogers - won SB but not for the team that drafted him
Kenneth Sims - never won shit
John Elway - won SB
Irving Fryar - never won shit
Bruce Smith - never won shit
Bo Jackson - never won shit
Vinny Testaverde - never won shit
Aundray Bruce - never won shit
Troy Aikman - won SB
Jeff George - never won shit
Russell Maryland - won SB
Steve Emtman - never won shit
Drew Bledsoe - never won shit
Dan Wilkinson - never won shit
Ki-Jana Carter - never won shit
Keyshawn Johnson - never won shit
Orlando Pace - won SB
Peyton Manning - won SB
Tim Couch - never won shit
Courtney Brown - never won shit
Michael Vick - never won shit and won't win shit
David Carr - never won shit
Carson Palmer - never won shit and won't win shit
Eli Manning - won SB
Alex Smith - never won shit, might could still win shit
Mario Williams - never won shit
JaMarcus Russell - future uncertain
Jake Long - never won shit

11 SB winners, 6 were QBs. Of the 5 non QBs, 4 of them played with elite QBs (Stabler, Aikman, Warner, Staubach). George Rogers was a backup for the Redskins.

Quarterbacks that were passed on in favor of non-SB-winning losers: Doug Williams, Phil Simms, Jim McMahon, Boomer Esiason, Jim Everett, Steve McNair, Kerry Collins, Chad Pennington, Jay Cutler, Matt Ryan, Joe Flacco.

The lesson: If you don't draft a QB, good luck, dumbass.
I thought Keyshawn Johnson won the SB with the Bucs in 2002? Though it wasn't for the team that drafted him, but still!
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:51 AM   #1864
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You're taking this Geno thing WAAAAYYYY too seriously.
Hey, I'm not the one walking around delivering ultimatums that likely involve me being dead! Go tell that to Hootie
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I thought Keyshawn Johnson won the SB with the Bucs in 2002? Though it wasn't for the team that drafted him, but still!
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:56 AM   #1866
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:58 AM   #1867
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:00 AM   #1868
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I didn't even realize Luke Joeckel had such a stupid face. He looks like a big fat stupid baby we could really hate for years.

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Old 02-06-2013, 09:01 AM   #1869
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We must send a chain letter to One Arrowhead Drive, instructing them on the virtues of drafting a QB #1.
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:02 AM   #1870
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I didn't even realize Luke Joeckel had such a stupid face. He looks like a big fat stupid baby we could really hate for years.

he actually looks alot like you before the weight loss.
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Draftniks are taking Dorsey saying best player available too literally. Even Clark Hunt admitted BPA is just something all GMs say. It'll end up as BPA at a position of need.
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he actually looks alot like you before the weight loss.


Yet another reason to hate him.
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:16 AM   #1873
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You're taking this Geno thing WAAAAYYYY too seriously.
You think?
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:22 AM   #1874
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Bullshit. Matt Bakrley and Tyler Wilson would be acceptable as well.
Mediocre Matt and Wobble launcher Wilson aren't acceptable. Geno is the only.
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You're taking this Geno thing WAAAAYYYY too seriously.
40 years of Misery isn't enough? I say we do a better job of letting the FO know we will not sit by idle waiting for the next Steve Bono to come along.
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