Football ***Official Patriot Ball Washing Thread***

Crush · 10-09-2012, 05:50 PM

Instead of the Patriot fans having to force themselves to mingle with us evil midwestern folk to explain how everyone associated with their franchise is the bestest ever, let them use this thread. I'm sure Amnorix, jdsomethingorother, and that Justpassingby are tired of us simple evil midwestern folk questioning the infallible Patriot Way. Let them use this thread to masturbate one another over everyone that was associated with their beloved franchise. Let them use this thread to celebrate their three Super Bowl wins, courtesy of lucking into Tom Brady into the sixth round, that happened nearly a decade ago.

We get it. Your franchise is the greatest of all time. We're inferior to you in every way, even though you obviously know more about the Chiefs than we do. Discuss to your hearts' content.

-King- · 10-09-2012, 05:51 PM

pimpchief · 10-09-2012, 05:54 PM

I would let Tom Brady do some weird things to me. Oooh, could you imagine a threesome with Ben Affleck? Oh ****!

stonedstooge · 10-09-2012, 05:54 PM

How come the Patriots haven't won a SuperBowl since they got caught cheating, I'm sorry it wasn't cheating because the Brilliant Belicheat didn't know it was against the rules to tape signals from the other team.

pimpchief · 10-09-2012, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpchief

I would let Tom Brady do some weird things to me. Oooh, could you imagine a threesome with Ben Affleck? Oh ****!

You ****ing troll, calm down.

pimpchief · 10-09-2012, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by stonedstooge

How come the Patriots haven't won a SuperBowl since they got caught cheating, I'm sorry it wasn't cheating because the Brilliant Belicheat didn't know it was against the rules to tape signals from the other team.

That cheating shit is stupid. They won three superbowls and smack teams around year after year... Deal with it.

stonedstooge · 10-09-2012, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpchief

That cheating shit is stupid. They won three superbowls and smack teams around year after year... Deal with it.

Crush · 10-09-2012, 06:02 PM

Mods, can I get a sticky? I would hate for Amnorix have to start another thread defending the genious that is the great and infallible Scott *****, then he would have to force himself to talk down to us simple folk.

crazycoffey · 10-09-2012, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpchief

You ****ing troll, calm down.

welcome back joey

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 10-09-2012, 06:41 PM

Sorter · 10-09-2012, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Crush

then he would have to force himself to talk down to us simple folk.

Amnorix · 10-10-2012, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Crush

Mods, can I get a sticky? I would hate for Amnorix have to start another thread defending the genious that is the great and infallible Scott *****, then he would have to force himself to talk down to us simple folk.

**bevischief** · 10-10-2012, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix

Mother****erJones · 10-10-2012, 11:26 AM

The Patriot way is Spy Camera and Tom Brady! Thats why it doesnt work outside of New England

Crush · 10-10-2012, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix

Thank you for gracing us evil midwestern folk with your presence. Do you wish to discuss Matt Cassel since you seem to be the expert on alternate pro bowlers?

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