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Old 01-22-2013, 10:57 PM  
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If Matt Cassel was...

Let's take turns comparing Matt to inept things, whether they be animal, vegetable, mineral or otherwise.

If Matt Cassel was...

A dog. He would be this dog.

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Old 01-23-2013, 04:07 PM   #301
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If Matt Cassel were a custom chopper builder, he'd be Paul Teutal Jr.
I'd take this one off his hands
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:16 PM   #302
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If Matt Cassel were a movie he'd be the Crying Game.
Nah, he'd be The Phantom Menace.

Really expensive and massively disappointing.
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:19 PM   #303
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If matt cassel was a tampon he'd be a used one
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:25 PM   #304
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Nah, he'd be The Phantom Menace.

Really expensive and massively disappointing.
No way.

That could never be worse than making out with what you thought was a chick, only to discover it's not.
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:32 PM   #305
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No way Cassel has kids. No way. No way.
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:34 PM   #306
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If Matt Cassel was supposed to be Wes Welker, he'd be Dexter McCluster.

If Matt Cassel was supposed to be Devin Hester, he'd be Dexter McCluster

If Matt Cassel was a poster, he'd be JustFistingMyself

If Matt Cassel was a defensive coordinator, he'd be Jerry Sandusky

If Matt Cassel were a boyfriend, he'd be Jovan Belcher

If Matt Cassel was a lieutenant in the SS, he'd be Adolf Eichmann

If Matt Cassel was a wrestling play-by-play announcer, he'd be Mike Adamle

If Matt Cassel was a wrestling GM, he'd be Mike Adamle

If Matt Cassel was a professional wrestling debut, he'd be the Shockmaster's

If Matt Cassel was a hairstyle, he'd be Donald Trump's.

If Matt Cassel was a model, he'd be Gheorge Mursesan.

If Matt Cassel was a movie script, he'd be Ishtar

If Matt Cassel was decaf, he'd be Sanka.

If Matt Cassel was 15th century French nobility, he'd be Gilles de Rais
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:55 PM   #307
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:58 PM   #308
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If Matt Cassel was in the Green Mile, he'd be Mr. Bojangles.
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:31 PM   #309
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If Matt cassshole were an army base, he'd be Ft. Riley.
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:33 PM   #310
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If Matt Cassel was a penis he'd be a micropenis
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:05 PM   #311
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No way.

That could never be worse than making out with what you thought was a chick, only to discover it's not.
Nah his nightmare would be thinking you're making out with Boba Fett only to realize it was actually Jar Jar.
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:17 PM   #312
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:43 PM   #313
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:53 PM   #314
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