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Old 01-22-2013, 10:57 PM  
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If Matt Cassel was...

Let's take turns comparing Matt to inept things, whether they be animal, vegetable, mineral or otherwise.

If Matt Cassel was...

A dog. He would be this dog.

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Old 01-24-2013, 11:30 AM   #361
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If Matt Cassel were a night on the town, he would be this:



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Old 01-24-2013, 11:33 AM   #362
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At this point I'm shocked he didn't go 13-3...
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I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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Old 01-24-2013, 01:12 PM   #363
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If Matt Cassel was a cartoon character he would be Meg from Family Guy

If Matt Cassel was a cell phone he would be the Nokia 1200

If Matt Cassel was a sport he would be the special olympics
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Old 01-24-2013, 01:15 PM   #364
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If Matt Cassel was a cartoon character he would be Meg from Family Guy
Most accurate depiction...
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Old 01-24-2013, 01:20 PM   #365
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If Matt Cassel were a villian, he would be Pizza The Hut.

...eat yourself Matt.
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Old 01-24-2013, 01:22 PM   #366
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Cassel would be the very amiable guy that just ****ed everything up.

He'd be Leeland in the United States Of Leeland...
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Old 01-24-2013, 01:35 PM   #367
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If Matt Cassel was a tire he'd be a spare
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Old 01-24-2013, 01:35 PM   #368
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If Matt Cassel were a smelly pen, he'd be the brown one that smells like butt hole

If Matt Cassel were a gummy bear, hed be the yellow one

If Matt Cassel were a country, he'd be France

If Matt Cassel were an amusement park ride, he'd be the teacups
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Old 01-24-2013, 01:40 PM   #369
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If Matt Cassel were an amusement park ride, he'd be the teacups
That's more like McCluster, due to his dizzying spin move.
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Old 01-24-2013, 01:48 PM   #370
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If Matt Cassel was a lesbian he'd be Anne Heche.
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Old 01-24-2013, 04:32 PM   #371
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Old 01-24-2013, 04:45 PM   #372
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If Matt Cassel was a chef, he'd be Paula Dean.

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Old 01-24-2013, 05:00 PM   #373
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Old 01-24-2013, 05:03 PM   #374
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Old 01-24-2013, 05:03 PM   #375
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