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Old 01-22-2013, 10:57 PM  
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If Matt Cassel was...

Let's take turns comparing Matt to inept things, whether they be animal, vegetable, mineral or otherwise.

If Matt Cassel was...

A dog. He would be this dog.

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Old 01-24-2013, 05:05 PM   #376
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If Matt Cassel was a girl, he'd be Sorter,
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Old 01-24-2013, 05:25 PM   #377
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Old 01-24-2013, 05:28 PM   #378
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Old 01-24-2013, 05:47 PM   #379
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Old 01-24-2013, 06:03 PM   #380
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Old 01-24-2013, 06:32 PM   #381
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If Matt Cassel were a Dr Dre album, he'd aftermath

If Matt Cassel were a dirigible, he'd be the Hindenberg

If Matt Cassel were the captain of a UFO, he'd have flown over Roswell, New Mexico in 1947

If Matt Cassel were Scott Pioli, He'd of paid himself 60 million dollars and forced him on the Chiefs fan base for 4 years then drafted Tyson Jackson and Dexter McCluster.
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Old 01-24-2013, 07:17 PM   #382
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If Matt Cassel was an Atari game he'd be Custer's Revenge.

If Matt Cassel was a reporter he'd be Jason Whitlock.
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Old 01-24-2013, 07:19 PM   #383
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Old 01-24-2013, 07:19 PM   #384
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If Matt Cassel were a football team he'd be the 2012 Kansas City Chiefs.
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Old 01-24-2013, 07:25 PM   #385
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Matt Cassel is the Diet Coke of quarterbacks.

Or maybe the Manti Teo's version of a qb, he's invisible.
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Old 01-24-2013, 07:26 PM   #386
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If Matt Cassel was a musician he'd be Air Supply.
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Old 01-24-2013, 07:32 PM   #387
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If Matt Cassel was a musician he'd be Air Supply.

I know just how to fetal
and I know just how to cry

I know just where to blow the game
and I know how to make Chiefs fans sigh

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Old 01-24-2013, 07:50 PM   #388
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If Matt Cassel was ever on the field at a Super Bowl. He would be one of the fainting fans at a Justin Bieber half time show.
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Old 01-24-2013, 07:53 PM   #389
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Old 01-24-2013, 08:03 PM   #390
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