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Old 01-22-2013, 10:57 PM  
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If Matt Cassel was...

Let's take turns comparing Matt to inept things, whether they be animal, vegetable, mineral or otherwise.

If Matt Cassel was...

A dog. He would be this dog.

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Old 01-25-2013, 10:28 AM   #406
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:30 AM   #407
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If Matt Cassel was a snake, he would be a baby Garter Snake.
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:33 AM   #408
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:15 AM   #409
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:27 AM   #410
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:04 PM   #411
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:15 PM   #412
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:31 PM   #413
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:36 PM   #414
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:37 PM   #415
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:39 PM   #416
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:40 PM   #417
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:47 PM   #418
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:50 PM   #419
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:55 PM   #420
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