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Old 01-23-2013, 02:17 PM  
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Roger Goodell Being Eaten By a Giant Vagina

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New Orleans Welcomes The Super Bowl With A “Roger Goodell Being Eaten By A Giant Vagina” Float

Barry Petchesky

The Krewe du Vieux is one of the first parades on the Carnival calendar, and surely the most explicit. The Times-Picayune says it "aims for eyebrow-raising, low-brow amusement and often hits the mark with its rude designs and naughty details." But topicality is important, and with Roger Goodell coming to town for the Super Bowl in two weeks, nothing's more topical than welcoming the commissioner to New Orleans.

There were multiple Goodell-themed floats (here's Rog ****ing a barnyard animal), but the grand prize has to go to the one you see above. That would be, as a float co-captain described, Goodell falling prey to "a giant, man-eating vagina that is getting its revenge."




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Old 01-23-2013, 02:18 PM   #2
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Old 01-23-2013, 02:30 PM   #3
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Old 01-23-2013, 02:32 PM   #4
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Old 01-23-2013, 02:36 PM   #5
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Does Goodell have a say if N.O. gets another Super Bowl?
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Old 01-23-2013, 02:39 PM   #6
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Does Goodell have a say if N.O. gets another Super Bowl?
Heh...I suspect he'll have some influence.
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Old 01-23-2013, 02:43 PM   #7
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Old 01-23-2013, 03:50 PM   #8
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:08 PM   #10
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:12 PM   #11
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:14 PM   #12
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It's a Nawlins' cooch.

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Old 03-21-2013, 12:19 PM   #13
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:19 PM   #14
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There were multiple Goodell-themed floats (here's Rog ****ing a barnyard animal), but the grand prize has to go to the one you see above. That would be, as a float co-captain described, Goodell falling prey to "a giant, man-eating vagina that is getting its revenge."

Well, this has really got to thrill Greg Williams' family. A goat with Greg's face on it.
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Old 03-21-2013, 12:37 PM   #15
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