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I will be the first Pope to declare WAR in hundreds of years. We will wipe the Jehovah's Witnesses out forever. There is only one true religion, and it's called "not being a stupid JW."
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Frazod Loves Hammy
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As far as I know he is one of the few here who claims to be a serious Catholic.
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That's what she said.
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D D D D D DIREKSHUN
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Clay is cracking me the **** up in this thread. |
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Winner
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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
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The Pope will publicly pray for your favorite team for a small donation to the church! Televised live on ESPN.
Will also root against Notre Dame, just on principle.
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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
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Every week I'll drop in on a completely random Catholic mass via helipopeter. The service will be canceled and the congregation will have a big BBQ with a quote along for The Exorcist.
Speaking of that, if you think a family member is under possession, the Pope will perform exorcisms FREE OF CHARGE. Broadcast rights are up to the highest bidder. Holy Water by Ozarka
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Be HEALED!!!!!!!
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More laws are not needed~
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Jensen, because he not only knows more about the subject but he defends the Pope with no hesitation. I have made my feelings clear on the subject and our disagreements aside he is the only option~
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sic semper tyrannis
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I endorse GoWalrus (or whatever current user name he has in the future) for Pope of DC.
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Brainwashed
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Yep, print em
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Supporter
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La Literatura FTW
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I should be Pope...
I'd be an even more fun pope than Clay. First of all, I'd rescind that celibacy rule. So, I'd be the first pope ever to hit the singles dating circuit. Hey baby...want to see the paintings on my ceiling???? You'd have the pope in the gossip pages dating starlets, si swimsuit models and russian tennis players. Think of the pub!
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