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Old 02-16-2013, 12:43 PM  
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Tim Tebow Has A Steady Hand, We Hope

Florida quarterback Tim Tebow is an amazing, versatile quarterback, able to chuck a pass 50 yards, turn the corner and a linebacker and plow over undersized defensive lineman. He's a Renaissance Man, a do-gooder, a man of America. His skills run deep. How deep? Trust us, you don't want to know.

Tebow, famous for his charity and missionary work, spent his spring break in The Philippines. What was he doing? Circumcizing children.

"The first time, it was nerve-racking," he said. "Hands were shaking a little bit. I mean, I'm cutting somebody. You can't do those kinds of things in the United States. But those people really needed the surgeries. We needed to help them."



Richard Moleno, a Florida graduate and aspiring doctor, said: "You could see he was really into it. He thought it was cool. I'd make a stitch, he'd cut a stitch. He got his hands a little wet in surgery."

Tebow is to be commended for his sense of duty to help the downtrodden; we salute him. So, now that that's out of the way ... BLECH.
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Old 02-16-2013, 12:49 PM   #2
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Old 02-16-2013, 12:51 PM   #3
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Old 02-16-2013, 02:33 PM   #4
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Old 02-16-2013, 03:11 PM   #5
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Old 02-16-2013, 03:43 PM   #6
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Old 02-16-2013, 03:54 PM   #7
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Old 02-16-2013, 05:08 PM   #8
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This team has lost by 28 or more points more times in the 4 years under Pioli than they have in ALL OF THE REST OF THEIR EXISTENCE COMBINED.
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Old 02-16-2013, 05:10 PM   #9
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Old 02-16-2013, 05:18 PM   #10
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Yeah. Interesting he decided to take some of the foreskin and attach it to the tip of his nose.
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Old 02-16-2013, 05:54 PM   #11
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So circumcisions are now charity work? What about breast implants, are they god's work too?
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Old 02-16-2013, 06:10 PM   #12
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So circumcisions are now charity work? What about breast implants, are they god's work too?
Only if you're taking them out, hence going back to what God gave them.
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Old 02-16-2013, 06:18 PM   #13
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Old 02-16-2013, 06:41 PM   #14
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:07 PM   #15
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