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Old 02-19-2013, 05:40 PM  
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My Wife Got A Visit From The Police Today

So my wife got a visit from the police today while I was at work. The reason? Get this:

OUR NEIGHBORS COMPLAINED THAT WE (I) WAS THROWING SNOW FROM MY SNOWBLOWER ONTO THEIR LAWN!

There is an alley behind our garage, and their house is on the other side of the alley. When I use the snowblower to clear out the alley so we can get the cars in and out of the garage, the only logical place to put the snow is just off to the side of the alleyway, on their lawn. You know, THE SAME PLACE THE CITY'S SNOWPLOW PUTS THE SNOW WHEN IT MAKES ITS PASS DOWN THE ALLEY!

I thought my wife was joking when she told me. It's freaking snow for pete's sake! And why call the police and file a complaint? Why not just come talk to me and ask me if I could put it somewhere else?

Unbelievable.

Last edited by The Rick; 02-19-2013 at 07:16 PM.. Reason: Edited for grammar. Don't need the grammar police on my case too!
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Old 02-19-2013, 06:45 PM   #46
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I'm thinking that the force of the snow being expelled from the snow blower would have put you on your ass when you got close.
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Old 02-19-2013, 07:03 PM   #47
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So what's the problem with snow on your lawn?
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Old 02-19-2013, 07:07 PM   #48
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I actually get pissed off at the dude who waits until the street is clear and then blows his entire drive into the middle of the street so we all have to drive through it. I have a 42 inch blade on my John Deere Lawn mower, which is awesome for snow removal.

Rules of snow removal.

1. Blow or push snow into your own yard, onto city property, or into an empty lot.
2. Not put snow in your neighbors yard.
3. If you make a mess in the street clean it up.
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Old 02-19-2013, 07:13 PM   #49
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Luckily we're not neighbors, I would have punched you in the ****ing face.
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Old 02-19-2013, 07:15 PM   #50
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So....

They don't like white snow.


.....I wonder how they'd feel about a truck load of manure?
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Old 02-19-2013, 07:17 PM   #51
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Oh yeah, speaking of manure, I forgot to mention the reason they gave the police:

They didn't like me putting snow there because it killed the grass.

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Old 02-19-2013, 07:21 PM   #52
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Old 02-19-2013, 07:24 PM   #53
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Old 02-19-2013, 07:25 PM   #54
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Old 02-19-2013, 07:27 PM   #55
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I actually get pissed off at the dude who waits until the street is clear and then blows his entire drive into the middle of the street so we all have to drive through it. I have a 42 inch blade on my John Deere Lawn mower, which is awesome for snow removal.

Rules of snow removal.

1. Blow or push snow into your own yard, onto city property, or into an empty lot.
2. Not put snow in your neighbors yard.
3. If you make a mess in the street clean it up.
I'll not put snow in the street or on other city property when the city stops burying my sidewalk and driveway with their shit.
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Old 02-19-2013, 07:30 PM   #56
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Old 02-19-2013, 07:32 PM   #57
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Yeah. That's pure stupid. If it falls from the sky, then you should be able to throw it there with no issues. It's not like you're throwing it on their house.
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Old 02-19-2013, 08:08 PM   #58
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Old 02-19-2013, 08:10 PM   #59
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Seriously though, what a pussy not to talk about it first.....and even more pussy to call the ****ing police. Wtf.
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Old 02-19-2013, 08:11 PM   #60
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