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Old 02-19-2013, 05:40 PM  
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My Wife Got A Visit From The Police Today

So my wife got a visit from the police today while I was at work. The reason? Get this:

OUR NEIGHBORS COMPLAINED THAT WE (I) WAS THROWING SNOW FROM MY SNOWBLOWER ONTO THEIR LAWN!

There is an alley behind our garage, and their house is on the other side of the alley. When I use the snowblower to clear out the alley so we can get the cars in and out of the garage, the only logical place to put the snow is just off to the side of the alleyway, on their lawn. You know, THE SAME PLACE THE CITY'S SNOWPLOW PUTS THE SNOW WHEN IT MAKES ITS PASS DOWN THE ALLEY!

I thought my wife was joking when she told me. It's freaking snow for pete's sake! And why call the police and file a complaint? Why not just come talk to me and ask me if I could put it somewhere else?

Unbelievable.

Last edited by The Rick; 02-19-2013 at 07:16 PM.. Reason: Edited for grammar. Don't need the grammar police on my case too!
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Old 02-19-2013, 08:53 PM   #61
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Go into his lawn w/ your snowblower, blow all the snow back while simultaneously digging up his grass.
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Old 02-19-2013, 09:05 PM   #62
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Why would anybody be opposed to snow in their yard? If it's not on the sidewalk or driveway, it's just more snow for fort building. (I never really outgrew this.)
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Old 02-19-2013, 09:07 PM   #63
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Why would anybody be opposed to snow in their yard? If it's not on the sidewalk or driveway, it's just more snow for fort building. (I never really outgrew this.)
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Old 02-19-2013, 09:21 PM   #64
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Old 02-19-2013, 09:21 PM   #65
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Old 02-19-2013, 09:33 PM   #66
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too bad I'm not your neighbor because I'd let you push as much snow as you need to to get your cars out and get to work or somewhere. its just ****ing snow it'll be gone. its not garbage or dead bodies so wtf is the problem?
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Old 02-19-2013, 09:51 PM   #67
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Old 02-19-2013, 09:52 PM   #68
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It's awfully ****ing petty to call the police on this, but I still think it's pretty douchey of you to act like their lawn is the "right place" to put your excess snow just because that's what a city snow plow would have done. If I were your neighbor, I'd definitely have stopped by to ask you to quit doing it.
was the choice your lawn or theirs?
could see a problem there
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Old 02-19-2013, 10:02 PM   #70
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Old 02-19-2013, 10:51 PM   #71
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Old 02-19-2013, 11:26 PM   #72
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dude, i've seen some petty shit over the years, but that takes the cake. i was going to crack a joke about it killing their grass, but i see they are dumb enough to think that it will.... their lawn looks like its in superb condition anyways in the google street view...
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Old 02-20-2013, 12:37 AM   #73
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Old 02-20-2013, 01:05 AM   #74
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Old 02-20-2013, 01:08 AM   #75
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Oh yeah, speaking of manure, I forgot to mention the reason they gave the police:

They didn't like me putting snow there because it killed the grass.

Looking at those pictures it looked like when it was taken the grass was dead anyway.
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