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Old 02-19-2013, 06:40 PM  
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My Wife Got A Visit From The Police Today

So my wife got a visit from the police today while I was at work. The reason? Get this:

OUR NEIGHBORS COMPLAINED THAT WE (I) WAS THROWING SNOW FROM MY SNOWBLOWER ONTO THEIR LAWN!

There is an alley behind our garage, and their house is on the other side of the alley. When I use the snowblower to clear out the alley so we can get the cars in and out of the garage, the only logical place to put the snow is just off to the side of the alleyway, on their lawn. You know, THE SAME PLACE THE CITY'S SNOWPLOW PUTS THE SNOW WHEN IT MAKES ITS PASS DOWN THE ALLEY!

I thought my wife was joking when she told me. It's freaking snow for pete's sake! And why call the police and file a complaint? Why not just come talk to me and ask me if I could put it somewhere else?

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Old 02-20-2013, 02:32 AM   #76
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I actually get pissed off at the dude who waits until the street is clear and then blows his entire drive into the middle of the street so we all have to drive through it. I have a 42 inch blade on my John Deere Lawn mower, which is awesome for snow removal.

Rules of snow removal.

1. Blow or push snow into your own yard, onto city property, or into an empty lot.
2. Not put snow in your neighbors yard.
3. If you make a mess in the street clean it up.
ya I have to agree with this. I had to do a shit ton of shoveling after that blizzard, dont have snow blower. You have to respect thy neighbor.
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Old 02-20-2013, 02:33 AM   #77
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but calling the popo is weak sauce and your neighbor should be bitch slapped
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Old 02-20-2013, 07:59 AM   #78
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Old 02-20-2013, 08:59 AM   #79
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Old 02-20-2013, 09:21 AM   #80
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Old 02-20-2013, 09:43 AM   #81
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Old 02-20-2013, 09:53 AM   #82
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Old 02-20-2013, 09:59 AM   #83
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I wonder if it's even their property line, up to the alley.
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Old 02-20-2013, 10:01 AM   #84
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The alley looks plenty wide, why don't you just leave two feet of snow on the edge of the alley? Couldn't you still fit your car through?
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Old 02-20-2013, 10:32 AM   #85
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Why don't you just walk over and tell him "Hey, if you don't like me blowing snow on your lawn just come over and ask me to not do it and I'll probably stop. You don't need to call the cops."

It might pay off to build a relationship with this person instead of continuing the standoff. You have to live next to this person so you might as well try to make things smooth.
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Old 02-20-2013, 10:34 AM   #86
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Old 02-20-2013, 10:39 AM   #87
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plant some heroin in his car and call the cops.

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go empty a bag of grass seed on the ****ing pile of snow. now the grass won't die mother****
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