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Old 02-22-2013, 05:42 AM  
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Internet dating SUCKS!

So I recently signed up for Plenty of Fish. I thought to myself what the hell why not? I'm sick of the bar/club scene.
I consider myself a decent looking guy(or so I've been told) and I thought for sure I would be getting more responses but thats just not the case. I've emailed about 15 women over the past week and have only 2 of them have emailed me back. WTF? And I know they've checked their emails and my profile.

I mean, I even emailed some fat chicks and they ignored me. Its kind of a kick to the gut. Can't even get a response from a fat chick.

And some of these women on POF are ridiculous in what they want. Not even remotely being realistic. Most of them want a hard bodied Calvin Klein model.

Don't even get me started on the single moms on there. Their demands are ridiculous too.

Oh and a lot of the females on there have this quote by Marilyn Monroe thats such bs.
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

I've seen that quote used by women a lot on Facebook and other places. You just know they are ****ing crazy in head if they use that quote.
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:42 AM   #136
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I was sincere about finding a relationship so I was disappointed a lot when I met some of these women and they didn't live up to the hype I built in my head. I don't know why it took me so long, but eventually I lowered my expectations and was only looking for one thing, and you're right, it's there for the taking.

I don't know if Great Expectation is still around or if it works the same way.

It's much better than internet dating but costs way more.

The way it used to work was this:

1) You browse through the books of photos of the girls filed alphabetically and find someone who catches your eye
2) You get the video from the front desk and listen to the same sets of questions they ask everyone. You're looking for a nice laugh and a voice that won't irritate the shit out of you
3) When you want to meet someone you fill out a card and leave it with the front desk
4) The front desk then contacts that person to get an answer
5) If they say yes you get their phone number and it's up to you then


I met some girls that ****ed me on the first date, some wanted to marry me.

I got one pregnant and she had an abortion.

Some were raving lunatics.

See if there is one near you and you will have a great time if you can afford it.

Or start a rock band.....
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:46 AM   #137
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Teehee, I decided to create a fake profile based around a fictional character. If only I had a good fake pic to use.
Matt Cassel for a guy, Kirstie Tynes for a girl.
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:47 AM   #138
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Mark Castlefor a guy, Kirstie Tynes for a girl.
Oh no, something that spoke to my background of me having a ****ing worthless English degree.

Also, FYP.

Five minutes on POF using the MeetMe, already seen the one crazy that called me one night raving about JimmyJohns being closed at 8pm, making Egg sandwiches and something about air conditioning and a whooooooooooooole lot of women who aren't even approaching 414 status on the area code.

Also, a sorority girl from my college which all but lends credence to the notion damaged women seek out online dating avenues.
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:53 AM   #139
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Oh no, something that spoke to my background of me having a ****ing worthless English degree.

Also, FYP.

Five minutes on POF using the MeetMe, already seen the one crazy that called me one night raving about JimmyJohns being closed at 8pm, making Egg sandwiches and something about air conditioning and a whooooooooooooole lot of women who aren't even approaching 414 status on the area code.

Also, a sorority girl from my college which all but lends credence to the notion damaged women seek out online dating avenues.
You mean they don't live close to Wisconsin?
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:53 AM   #140
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I know you hate the thought but the best place to meet chicks is at CHURCH.
This is so true! The ratio of single men to women is just not fair! And a lot of the men are more "beta" males. The real question is where does a normal woman go to meet a man???
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:55 AM   #141
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This is so true! The ratio of single men to women is just not fair! And a lot of the men are more "beta" males. The real question is where does a normal woman go to meet a man???
College.
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:59 AM   #142
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This is so true! The ratio of single men to women is just not fair! And a lot of the men are more "beta" males. The real question is where does a normal woman go to meet a man???
The ratio should be about the same. It's just that a lot of guys that are married or in relationships still go out and pick up women.
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Old 02-23-2013, 12:00 PM   #143
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Old 02-23-2013, 12:05 PM   #144
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Lol that is true. My mamma forgot to sit me down and explain that.
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Old 02-23-2013, 12:25 PM   #145
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A man is born to take care of a woman...
So, ladies make sure you put your head on the right pillow...

Because a man who doesn't acknowledge this truth is not worth being with.... all the real men know it and act accordingly...

Sure, with youth (there is growth, hope and awareness), but the foolish, self-centered men never grasp this concept and for this they end up the losers in the love and the relationship area... ever searching, always blaming, never really attaining...

Also a man who doesn't recognize that this is what he was born to do, is not worth much in other 'real' men's eyes (no matter how much they may protest). A man is not worth much in his own eyes, either, if he doesn't follow the laws of nature and God... causing them their escape, addictions, over-emphasis on sex, violence, objectifying and oppressing the feminine. Because it's their need and desire of her that they fear...

Men admire other men who provide well and take care of their woman ...and families...

In most all instances, the look on a woman's face will tell you much about the man in her life...
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Old 02-23-2013, 12:30 PM   #146
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UPDATE: .. wow... this is like.. seriously depressing.
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UPDATE: .. wow... this is like.. seriously depressing.
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What about that equal rights bullshit then?
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