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Old 02-22-2013, 05:42 AM  
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Internet dating SUCKS!

So I recently signed up for Plenty of Fish. I thought to myself what the hell why not? I'm sick of the bar/club scene.
I consider myself a decent looking guy(or so I've been told) and I thought for sure I would be getting more responses but thats just not the case. I've emailed about 15 women over the past week and have only 2 of them have emailed me back. WTF? And I know they've checked their emails and my profile.

I mean, I even emailed some fat chicks and they ignored me. Its kind of a kick to the gut. Can't even get a response from a fat chick.

And some of these women on POF are ridiculous in what they want. Not even remotely being realistic. Most of them want a hard bodied Calvin Klein model.

Don't even get me started on the single moms on there. Their demands are ridiculous too.

Oh and a lot of the females on there have this quote by Marilyn Monroe thats such bs.
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
― Marilyn Monroe

I've seen that quote used by women a lot on Facebook and other places. You just know they are ****ing crazy in head if they use that quote.
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Old 02-22-2013, 06:32 PM   #106
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Old 02-22-2013, 06:32 PM   #107
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Old 02-22-2013, 06:42 PM   #108
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I will say one thing about POF...

SO MANY FAT GIRLS

is there actually a good site out there that isn't 95% obese? Back before Facebook there used to be some KILLER social networking boards like TheDilly.com where a bunch of 17-20 year olds would hang out and make fun of each other and share nudes with one another and meet and hook up and IT WAS LIKE A SUPER COOL HIGH SCHOOL ONLINE but then Facebook had to come and ruin EVERYTHING.

and yes, I eventually got banned and unbanned about 50 times from this site. Apparently I rub people the wrong way online. Who would have guessed that?
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Old 02-22-2013, 07:22 PM   #109
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You'll have more pussy than you know what to do with, unless you suck.

Girls on internet dating sights are ordering from a menu. They think they can build what they want and it magically appears.

Calvin Klein type guys don't need to go on these sights to find love and neither do the sexy chicks.
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Old 02-22-2013, 07:25 PM   #110
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Calvin Klein type guys don't need to go on these sights to find love and neither do the sexy chicks.
Very true.

99% of good looking girls on these sites are single mothers.

90% of girls on these sites are fat.

The hot, undamaged, awesome girls always have boyfriends.

My last three girlfriends had boyfriends when I met them. I believe in the 'it's fair game' if they don't have a ring...otherwise there would be no quality pussy to score EVER.

I also still only date 22 or younger.
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Old 02-22-2013, 07:39 PM   #111
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thanks for all the feedback folks I do appreciate it.
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Old 02-22-2013, 07:39 PM   #112
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thanks for all the feedback folks I do appreciate it.
great it took you long enough

how many innocent women did you abduct, torcher and kill today?
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Old 02-23-2013, 05:08 AM   #113
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So I went to Hooters last night and exchanged numbers with the bartender. A sexy petite asian girl. We plan on playing tennis together sometime soon. Wow, sure beats internet dating haha
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Old 02-23-2013, 06:20 AM   #114
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Old 02-23-2013, 06:33 AM   #115
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So I went to Hooters last night and exchanged numbers with the bartender. A sexy petite asian girl. We plan on playing tennis together sometime soon. Wow, sure beats internet dating haha

Girls, real girls, like guys who take the initiative and aren't afraid to ask them for a phone number or whatever.

It shows confidence in yourself. Besides you do it this way you already know what you're getting. Not some internet advertisement.

You wouldn't believe how many good looking lonely women there are out there because guys are too scared to actually ask them out.
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Old 02-23-2013, 08:45 AM   #116
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Don't lie Reighters. You are the "buddy" and you use it to go hoggin.
Not me homey, Me and my wife have been together since 89 and I love her more everyday...

I would hate to be single these days, sure a strange shot would be cool and all but I would not trade it for what I have.
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Old 02-23-2013, 09:00 AM   #117
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I will say one thing about POF...

SO MANY FAT GIRLS

is there actually a good site out there that isn't 95% obese? Back before Facebook there used to be some KILLER social networking boards like TheDilly.com where a bunch of 17-20 year olds would hang out and make fun of each other and share nudes with one another and meet and hook up and IT WAS LIKE A SUPER COOL HIGH SCHOOL ONLINE but then Facebook had to come and ruin EVERYTHING.

and yes, I eventually got banned and unbanned about 50 times from this site. Apparently I rub people the wrong way online. Who would have guessed that?
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www.hotpigs.com
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Old 02-23-2013, 09:01 AM   #118
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So I went to Hooters last night and exchanged numbers with the bartender. A sexy petite asian girl. We plan on playing tennis together sometime soon. Wow, sure beats internet dating haha
lol

exchange numbers with a Hooters chick eh?

I think she wanted a tip, and I doubt you ever hear from her
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Old 02-23-2013, 09:10 AM   #119
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exchange numbers with a Hooters chick eh?

I think she wanted a tip, and I doubt you ever hear from her
Not to mention that bartenders generally come with a lot of baggage.
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Old 02-23-2013, 09:20 AM   #120
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Not to mention that bartenders generally come with a lot of baggage.
The never ending calls/texts at 2am from every hose they've ever swallowed isn't near as bad as the possibility of catching their incurable shit or feeding their kids for a decade or better.
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