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Old 02-22-2013, 06:42 AM  
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Internet dating SUCKS!

So I recently signed up for Plenty of Fish. I thought to myself what the hell why not? I'm sick of the bar/club scene.
I consider myself a decent looking guy(or so I've been told) and I thought for sure I would be getting more responses but thats just not the case. I've emailed about 15 women over the past week and have only 2 of them have emailed me back. WTF? And I know they've checked their emails and my profile.

I mean, I even emailed some fat chicks and they ignored me. Its kind of a kick to the gut. Can't even get a response from a fat chick.

And some of these women on POF are ridiculous in what they want. Not even remotely being realistic. Most of them want a hard bodied Calvin Klein model.

Don't even get me started on the single moms on there. Their demands are ridiculous too.

Oh and a lot of the females on there have this quote by Marilyn Monroe thats such bs.
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
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I've seen that quote used by women a lot on Facebook and other places. You just know they are ****ing crazy in head if they use that quote.
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Old 02-23-2013, 10:28 AM   #121
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you guys are so out of touch with reality it makes me laugh
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Old 02-23-2013, 10:29 AM   #122
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You wouldn't believe how many good looking lonely women there are out there because guys are too scared to actually ask them out.
I don't believe it 'cause they don't exist.

I dunno, maybe it's a SWMO thing, but if you're a woman who's a 515 or better on the area code and not a nuthouse headcase, being single is a choice you freely make, not because guys are too chickenshit to talk to a hottie.
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Old 02-23-2013, 10:51 AM   #123
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I don't believe it 'cause they don't exist.

I dunno, maybe it's a SWMO thing, but if you're a woman who's a 515 or better on the area code and not a nuthouse headcase, being single is a choice you freely make, not because guys are too chickenshit to talk to a hottie.


You're confusing me. I'm from NMO and I get messages from SWMO girls on a somewhat regular basis. When asked what the hell they're doing hitting up a guy a couple hours away, they give the "I can't find a decent guy in my area" line. Several of the girls have been what I would call an 8 with jobs that put them into the "there is no way I'd pass that up" range.

Perhaps they're choosing to stay single until they find what they're looking for??... or are a well disguised headcase.

Either way, POF is a gold mine.
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:17 AM   #124
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lol

exchange numbers with a Hooters chick eh?

I think she wanted a tip, and I doubt you ever hear from her
Ha you could be right or you could be wrong

We shall see
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:20 AM   #125
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You're confusing me. I'm from NMO and I get messages from SWMO girls on a somewhat regular basis. When asked what the hell they're doing hitting up a guy a couple hours away, they give the "I can't find a decent guy in my area" line. Several of the girls have been what I would call an 8 with jobs that put them into the "there is no way I'd pass that up" range.

Perhaps they're choosing to stay single until they find what they're looking for??... or are a well disguised headcase.

Either way, POF is a gold mine.
Funny because half of the girls I saw on POF want a country / southern guy, and that's not really in short supply here.

I guess you're just good looking -something Im clearly lacking after my 2 month foray into online "dating" and being ignored by single women in 5+ years of college.
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:21 AM   #126
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great it took you long enough

how many innocent women did you abduct, torcher and kill today?
about as much as you've 'tortured' the word torture.
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:34 AM   #127
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You have to accept being single and embrace it for what it is...if you don't you'll end up settling for someone out of desperation and loneliness...
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:38 AM   #128
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:49 AM   #130
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I did dating sites for a few years before I met my wife offline through an acquaintance. THis was over 5 years ago, I imagine it's about the same now.

One girl I met on match ended up being a really good friend/f**kbuddy and we compared our profiles one night. We were of relatively equal attractiveness except I had a much better job/situation than her. She was getting around 10 unsolicited messages per day and I'd be lucky to get 10 responses in 50 messages I sent. I don't think I ever got a direct message from anyone. It's an uphill fight for guys. Girls could sit back and be choosy because they were being hunted.
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:52 AM   #131
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I did dating sites for a few years before I met my wife offline through an acquaintance. THis was over 5 years ago, I imagine it's about the same now.

One girl I met on match ended up being a really good friend/f**kbuddy and we compared our profiles one night. We were of relatively equal attractiveness except I had a much better job/situation than her. She was getting around 10 unsolicited messages per day and I'd be lucky to get 10 responses in 50 messages I sent. I don't think I ever got a direct message from anyone. It's an uphill fight for guys. Girls could sit back and be choosy because they were being hunted.

I was a member of Great Expectations for a while in the 90's and met plenty of hot chicks.

The photos are real so there is no misrepresentation about their looks.

Everything else is up for grabs.

Usually if a girl at GE will go out with you she will sleep with you.

The question is how many dates will it take?
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Old 02-23-2013, 12:14 PM   #132
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I've been talking to this chick from a dating website she's cute and has a great job. Anyway she started saying some weird stuff about her childhood and how she leads guys on I was like

I think any good looking chick on a dating website is flawed unless they are an overnight worker or something. I find it hard to imagine a good looking chick doesn't have hundreds of men after her offline unless something is ****ed up.
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Old 02-23-2013, 12:29 PM   #134
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I was a member of Great Expectations for a while in the 90's and met plenty of hot chicks.

The photos are real so there is no misrepresentation about their looks.

Everything else is up for grabs.

Usually if a girl at GE will go out with you she will sleep with you.

The question is how many dates will it take?
I was sincere about finding a relationship so I was disappointed a lot when I met some of these women and they didn't live up to the hype I built in my head. I don't know why it took me so long, but eventually I lowered my expectations and was only looking for one thing, and you're right, it's there for the taking.
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