Football Unhappy with the Chiefs? Get your new team here. - Page 8

**Rain Man** · 01:58 PM

If you're unhappy with the Chiefs or your current team, now is your chance to take action. For the next few hours, and only the next few hours, I am willing to give you a new team to root for this season.

To keep the rush orderly, note the time that you are making your request. I will then assign the teams at the end of each hour.

The assignment will be random, and 1 in 32 on average will not be allowed to switch allegiances since the Chiefs are in the random thread. Also be warned that other AFC West teams could be drawn, so don't make this decision lightly.

If you take a new team, the expectation is that you will watch their games and report back with sadness when they lose and happiness when they win.

Edit: You must enter your name in the public poll to get a new team. I'm learning from all those years of sorting through 200 posts on threads like these.

something cooler · 03-01-2013, 08:00 PM

I'm in at nine pm

KCtotheSB · 03-01-2013, 08:03 PM

You must have nothing to do. At all.

**Rain Man** · 03-01-2013, 08:28 PM

Okay, next batch.

'Hamas' Jenkins - Houston Texans. Mother-xxxx you, Rick Smith.
bigjosh006 - Atlanta Falcons. Dome teams are real football.
Guru - Seattle Seahawks. Russell Wilson is doing wonders for this fanbase.
Kyle DeLexus - Houston Texans. Even without Eric Winston.
Arrr, a rare Talisman sighting - Indianapolis Colts. Double the pleasure with a team that rubs KC's nose in the dirt every recess.

teedubya · 03-01-2013, 09:19 PM

OK, I think I've been a long time suffering Browns fan long enough, guys. Time for a new-new team.

Terribilis · 03-01-2013, 09:24 PM

I need a new team- stick it to me

Exoter175 · 03-01-2013, 09:45 PM

I'm hoping I can take my team curse over to someone like the Bills or Dolphins. Maybe Kansas City will turn around then!

DisgruntledFan · 03-01-2013, 09:59 PM

This actually sounds like a fun idea, I'm in!

East Side Rogelio · 03-01-2013, 10:19 PM

I'm in on this thing. Give me another nfl tackle football team. But not the Cowboys because they are not good and also lose almost always when their fans have hope for them. They are shit heads

teedubya · 03-01-2013, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by East Side Rogelio

I'm in on this thing. Give me another nfl tackle football team. But not the Cowboys because they are not good and also lose almost always when their fans have hope for them. They are shit heads

It took THIS thread to get you to sign up and post on CP? lol

**Guru** · 03-01-2013, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Okay, next batch.

'Hamas' Jenkins - Houston Texans. Mother-xxxx you, Rick Smith.
bigjosh006 - Atlanta Falcons. Dome teams are real football.
Guru - Seattle Seahawks. Russell Wilson is doing wonders for this fanbase.
Kyle DeLexus - Houston Texans. Even without Eric Winston.
Arrr, a rare Talisman sighting - Indianapolis Colts. Double the pleasure with a team that rubs KC's nose in the dirt every recess.

Somehow I knew it would be the Seahawks. At least they have a QB to get excited about. Works for me.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 03-01-2013, 10:32 PM

I get the team whose QB was a backup that they traded two second round picks for. Sounds right.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 03-01-2013, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I get the team whose QB was a backup that they traded two second round picks for. Sounds right.

lmao. Lobby for Pitt, brah. Join Team Sweet Dick!
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**DeezNutz** · 03-01-2013, 11:09 PM

Come on baby, daddy needs a new team that doesn't suck ass.

el borracho · 03-01-2013, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Okay, the next group is up.

el borracho - Chicago Bears. You could do a lot worse. They're kind of the 1995 Chiefs.

And I'll show some mercy on Bugeater and Pestilence and let them try again.

Bugeater - St. Louis Rams. I think you're going to like them. Missouri teams have a strong tradition.
Pestilence - San Francisco 49ers. Wait a minute.

Hey, and Urlacher played here in New Mexico!

Spott · 03-01-2013, 11:55 PM

Taking the Bucs. Better looking jerseys, a better mascot and better weather. They still suck but at least they drafted a 1st round QB a couple of times.

View Poll Results: Would you like to be assigned a new team to root for?
No, I'll stick with the Chiefs.	98	65.77%
Yes, and I'm posting before 3:30 p.m. CST on March 1.	10	6.71%
Yes, and I'm posting from 3:30 p.m. to 4:29 p.m. CST on March 1.	7	4.70%
Yes, and I'm posting from 4:30 p.m. to 5:29 p.m. CST on March 1.	3	2.01%
Yes, and I'm posting from 5:30 p.m. to 6:29 p.m. CST on March 1.	1	0.67%
Yes, and I'm posting from 6:30 p.m. to 7:29 p.m. CST on March 1.	5	3.36%
Yes, and I'm posting from 7:30 p.m. to 8:29 p.m. CST on March 1.	3	2.01%
Yes, and I'm posting from 8:30 p.m. to midnight CST on March 1.	5	3.36%
Yes, and I'm posting on March 2nd.	9	6.04%
Yes, and I'm posting on March 3rd.	0	0%
Yes, and I'm posting on March 4th.	0	0%
Yes, and I'm posting from March 5th through the draft. (Team changes after the draft are not allowed.)	2	1.34%
I don't see how you can enforce this.	6	4.03%
Voters: 149. You may not vote on this poll

03-01-2013, 01:52 PM
Rain Man Welcome, Eric Fisher & Friends Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 1.61 KM high city Casino cash: $62675771	Unhappy with the Chiefs? Get your new team here. If you're unhappy with the Chiefs or your current team, now is your chance to take action. For the next few hours, and only the next few hours, I am willing to give you a new team to root for this season. To keep the rush orderly, note the time that you are making your request. I will then assign the teams at the end of each hour. The assignment will be random, and 1 in 32 on average will not be allowed to switch allegiances since the Chiefs are in the random thread. Also be warned that other AFC West teams could be drawn, so don't make this decision lightly. If you take a new team, the expectation is that you will watch their games and report back with sadness when they lose and happiness when they win. Edit: You must enter your name in the public poll to get a new team. I'm learning from all those years of sorting through 200 posts on threads like these. Last edited by Rain Man; 03-01-2013 at 01:58 PM..
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03-01-2013, 08:00 PM	#106
something cooler come to play Join Date: Nov 2012 Casino cash: $7806	I'm in at nine pm
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03-01-2013, 08:03 PM	#107
KCtotheSB My expectations are too high. Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Colorado Springs Casino cash: $159487	You must have nothing to do. At all.
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03-01-2013, 08:28 PM	#108
Rain Man Welcome, Eric Fisher & Friends Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 1.61 KM high city Casino cash: $62675771	Okay, next batch. 'Hamas' Jenkins - Houston Texans. Mother-xxxx you, Rick Smith. bigjosh006 - Atlanta Falcons. Dome teams are real football. Guru - Seattle Seahawks. Russell Wilson is doing wonders for this fanbase. Kyle DeLexus - Houston Texans. Even without Eric Winston. Arrr, a rare Talisman sighting - Indianapolis Colts. Double the pleasure with a team that rubs KC's nose in the dirt every recess. __________________ Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, block right through that line. Block the ball clear down the field, a touchdown sure this time. Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, fight on for her fame. Fight, fellows, fight, fight, fight, we'll win this game.
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03-01-2013, 09:19 PM	#109
teedubya Chiefs. Royals. Jayhawks. Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $207971698	OK, I think I've been a long time suffering Browns fan long enough, guys. Time for a new-new team.
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03-01-2013, 09:24 PM	#110
Terribilis Omaha Omaha Omaha Omaha Omaha Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Omaha Omaha Omaha Omaha Casino cash: $15663	I need a new team- stick it to me
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03-01-2013, 09:45 PM	#111
Exoter175 Veteran Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $13022	I'm hoping I can take my team curse over to someone like the Bills or Dolphins. Maybe Kansas City will turn around then!
Posts: 1,418

03-01-2013, 09:59 PM	#112
DisgruntledFan Starter Join Date: Oct 2012 Casino cash: $3612	This actually sounds like a fun idea, I'm in!
Posts: 62

03-01-2013, 10:19 PM	#113
East Side Rogelio Rookie Join Date: Mar 2013 Casino cash: $2327	I'm in on this thing. Give me another nfl tackle football team. But not the Cowboys because they are not good and also lose almost always when their fans have hope for them. They are shit heads
Posts: 8

03-01-2013, 10:32 PM	#116
'Hamas' Jenkins Now You've Pissed Me Off!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Koyaanisqatsi Casino cash: $153467	I get the team whose QB was a backup that they traded two second round picks for. Sounds right. __________________ Because Mizzou.
Posts: 50,254

03-01-2013, 11:55 PM	#120
Spott I ♥ Boobs Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Orange Park, FL Casino cash: $45434	Taking the Bucs. Better looking jerseys, a better mascot and better weather. They still suck but at least they drafted a 1st round QB a couple of times.
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