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Be Kind To Your Pets
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Rubbing One Out to Martha Stewart
You know you wanna....
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Clark, do the right thing(s)..
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Rubbing complete.... With time to spare!
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Come on Clark Hunt, you can do this... Glass is doing shit over at the K, so if you do something awesome here, this city could go back to having awesomeness abounding in it's teams (and lots of support from the fans too). Come on buddy, do this thing... |
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Cavity freed krill toothpaste
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She started out making toupees for milk cows?
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MVP
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she keeps callin' .. ima gonna have to pork her i guess ....
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So Busted
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you know the prison guards gangbanged her nightly.
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Apparently her reputation precedes her...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rtha%20Stewart |
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Be Kind To Your Pets
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Martha is a furry!
http://popbytes.com/martha_stewart_g...sy_costume_on/ |
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And on top of her looks I bet she knows how to fold fitted sheets!
Winner winner Martha dinner! |
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Not so much.
If my internets goes down I'll watch Fox News...
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2thdoc
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Ah, Fox News. The go to when all other sources are gone. Still a good bet, though.
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Be sure to hit mute first though or it'll ruin the mood...
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2thdoc
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True enough. But hard to beat their lineup. No pun intended.
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IN THE BLACK
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Lick the bowl, Martha....LICK THE BOWL!!!!
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2thdoc
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