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Old 03-03-2013, 11:50 AM  
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Old 07-17-2013, 07:57 AM   #1816
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Browsing through some people's online profiles, and holy shit! Get a load of this one:



What the **** am I paying $15 per month for?

I would totally message that woman immediately what a great ****ing sense of humor she's either completely insane or deliciously insanely intelligent
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Old 07-17-2013, 08:54 AM   #1817
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Just as an experiment, I wanna join one of those dating sites and make them think I make 100,000+. Just to see what happens. If one of them is stupid enough to want to meet, I'll take her back to my 500 a month apartment and watch her shit bricks.
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Old 07-17-2013, 11:39 AM   #1818
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Education: PHD
Income: 100,000 plus
I did something just like this when I met my wife on match about 8 years ago. I didnt put a PHD but college education definitely. I didn't want to be the only one in the household making good money, so I said F it and threw it in there. I see no issue throwing that up there if your looking for someone to build some financial security with while starting a family.
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Old 07-17-2013, 01:47 PM   #1819
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I did something just like this when I met my wife on match about 8 years ago. I didnt put a PHD but college education definitely. I didn't want to be the only one in the household making good money, so I said F it and threw it in there. I see no issue throwing that up there if your looking for someone to build some financial security with while starting a family.
Yeah I guess that's fine and all, but when right before it they state that all they want is an honest man who is their "soulmate", it's a bit ridiculous. I guess she knows her soulmate is someone independently wealthy.
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Old 07-17-2013, 02:56 PM   #1820
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Yeah I guess that's fine and all, but when right before it they state that all they want is an honest man who is their "soulmate", it's a bit ridiculous. I guess she knows her soulmate is someone independently wealthy.
'Soulmate' AKA sugar daddy. You figure out pretty quick which chicks are full of sh1t anyway after a few dates.
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Old 07-17-2013, 09:57 PM   #1821
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I did something just like this when I met my wife on match about 8 years ago. I didnt put a PHD but college education definitely. I didn't want to be the only one in the household making good money, so I said F it and threw it in there. I see no issue throwing that up there if your looking for someone to build some financial security with while starting a family.
I think it is silly that the women that pretend all guys are jerks would immediately discount a large group of men because of status
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Old 07-17-2013, 09:58 PM   #1822
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Just as an experiment, I wanna join one of those dating sites and make them think I make 100,000+. Just to see what happens. If one of them is stupid enough to want to meet, I'll take her back to my 500 a month apartment and watch her shit bricks.
I would never take a woman I just met off the net back to my place. Some crazies out there.
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Old 07-17-2013, 10:04 PM   #1823
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It seems hard to meet new people in general...dating or just friends/acquaintances. Most everyone already has their own social circles and friends. I spent a long time being anti-social and just working, going home, eating, and sleeping. Now that I feel like being social and doing things, it's like I'm too late or something.
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Old 07-17-2013, 10:06 PM   #1824
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It seems hard to meet new people in general...dating or just friends/acquaintances. Most everyone already has their own social circles and friends. I spent a long time being anti-social and just working, going home, eating, and sleeping. Now that I feel like being social and doing things, it's like I'm too late or something.
I hear ya man. Same boat.
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Old 07-17-2013, 10:11 PM   #1825
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I would never take a woman I just met off the net back to my place. Some crazies out there.
Reminds me of college. Not once, not twice, but three ****ing times I had shit stolen by one night stands before I figured out NEVER take them to your place! Those evil little spoiled sorority bitches were the worst. I'm pretty sure it ****ed me up for life because I picture every skinny little B cup blonde stealing my beer money on the way out the door.
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Old 07-17-2013, 10:13 PM   #1826
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Reminds me of college. Not once, not twice, but three ****ing times I had shit stolen by one night stands before I figured out NEVER take them to your place! Those evil little spoiled sorority bitches were the worst. I'm pretty sure it ****ed me up for life because I picture every skinny little B cup blonde stealing my beer money on the way out the door.
Them stealing your rush shirts don't count brah
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Old 07-17-2013, 10:18 PM   #1827
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Them stealing your rush shirts don't count brah


No frat pillowbiter here, brah. NTTIAWWT

Rolling alone was the only way to go, it just took the dumb farm kid a while to adjust.
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Old 07-17-2013, 10:38 PM   #1828
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No frat pillowbiter here, brah. NTTIAWWT

Rolling alone was the only way to go, it just took the dumb farm kid a while to adjust.
Pssh. Hater.

Though I know sorority girls are insane, I've never known them to be ones willing to steal anything of value.
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Old 07-17-2013, 10:39 PM   #1829
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two week ago
I met and had an amazing time with this great red head

she bought the motel
the food and the beer

one week ago I helped her move
and another guy was there
she always went in his truck
after the move she left with him to get one more thing

so I went home to get drunk

texted her

she saidf my texts were crap,
tonight I called(redheads **** awesomely)
and that she wants more
I am 48 yr beer gut have hair, not mullett no goatee
she is 45 5 1 95 lb redhead great tits( c's) and responsive pussy


I only have to drive 60 miles to get it
I am not a overpaid man



lady's and gentlemen of the planet tell me what you think?
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Old 07-17-2013, 10:43 PM   #1830
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