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Old 03-03-2013, 11:50 AM  
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Old 10-30-2013, 10:38 AM   #2341
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If she didn't **** anyone before me, that would have made her either an inexperienced virgin or one of the un****able masses. Neither are good options.



This. She took some other dude home from the Halloween party the three of us attended. His closing skills were poor to nonexistent.
Sounds like his closing skills weren't that poor if he smashed her a few times.
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Old 10-30-2013, 10:53 AM   #2342
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Old 10-30-2013, 11:06 AM   #2343
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I've never ****ed a chick that smashed a homie but I've had a few friends that smashed after I did. Three times, actually.
Are they on trial for murder? What happened to just shooting people? Why you gotta mutilate a hoe?
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Old 10-30-2013, 12:01 PM   #2344
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Sounds like his closing skills weren't that poor if he smashed her a few times.
Throw shade all you want, but she was several levels hotter than the most attractive chick you'll ever have sexual relations with.
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Old 10-30-2013, 12:15 PM   #2345
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Throw shade all you want, but she was several levels hotter than the most attractive chick you'll ever have sexual relations with.
Your friend hit it several times then passed it to you and you make it sound like he didn't know how to close the deal then you get salty when someone states the obvious lol have fun kissing your friends dick bruh
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Old 10-30-2013, 12:29 PM   #2346
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Your friend hit it several times then passed it to you and you make it sound like he didn't know how to close the deal then you get salty when someone states the obvious lol have fun kissing your friends dick bruh
Ah, shit. That reminds me..

Back when I was 18 I made out with a chick at a party. I found out the next morning that she gave my friend head and he ****ed her in the bathroom not 30 minutes prior.

What a ****ing bitch! I was so pissed.
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Old 10-30-2013, 12:31 PM   #2347
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Your friend hit it several times then passed it to you and you make it sound like he didn't know how to close the deal then you get salty when someone states the obvious lol have fun kissing your friends dick bruh
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Ah, shit. That reminds me..

Back when I was 18 I made out with a chick at a party. I found out the next morning that she gave my friend head and he ****ed her in the bathroom not 30 minutes prior.

What a ****ing bitch! I was so pissed.
That's pretty sluttastic on her part.
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Old 10-30-2013, 02:21 PM   #2348
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Ah, shit. That reminds me..

Back when I was 18 I made out with a chick at a party. I found out the next morning that she gave my friend head and he ****ed her in the bathroom not 30 minutes prior.

What a ****ing bitch! I was so pissed.
Sounds like a fun party
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Old 10-30-2013, 02:44 PM   #2349
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You're a nice girl. Just go for what you want and tell that to the guys you date. Either they agree or they don't. Better to find out early as possible. Be yourself.
Best advice.

You know what I think most dudes want in a relationship? An honest, upfront woman who's comfortable being herself. No games, no bullshit, and especially no surprises later because a lady's been acting a certain way for a long time and then suddenly decides it's time to "be real".

Which I would guess is probably what most women want, too.

You either click with someone or you don't. No point in forcing it or trying to be what you think they want. You be you and let the rest work itself out.


Not that I should be taken as any kind of authority on dating or relationships, of course...
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Old 10-30-2013, 03:07 PM   #2350
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Best advice.

You know what I think most dudes want in a relationship? An honest, upfront woman who's comfortable being herself. No games, no bullshit, and especially no surprises later because a lady's been acting a certain way for a long time and then suddenly decides it's time to "be real".

Which I would guess is probably what most women want, too.

You either click with someone or you don't. No point in forcing it or trying to be what you think they want. You be you and let the rest work itself out.


Not that I should be taken as any kind of authority on dating or relationships, of course...
And big tits and a nice firm ass.
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Old 10-30-2013, 03:09 PM   #2351
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And big tits and a nice firm ass.
Who swallows...
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Old 10-30-2013, 03:12 PM   #2352
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Who swallows...
And plays with the B-hole area just prior to climax.

What? No? Okay, just a personal thing I guess.
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Old 10-30-2013, 03:28 PM   #2353
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You either click with someone or you don't. No point in forcing it or trying to be what you think they want. You be you and let the rest work itself out.
I'm doing well with this. We just watched the entire original Star Wars trilogy and she wants to see the prequels now.
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Old 10-30-2013, 03:31 PM   #2354
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I'm doing well with this. We just watched the entire original Star Wars trilogy and she wants to see the prequels now.
No she does not! She might think she does, but she really doesn't! Once she watches those steaming piles of shit, if she can make it through all of them, she'll realize it was the biggest mistake of her life.
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Old 10-30-2013, 03:42 PM   #2355
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No she does not! She might think she does, but she really doesn't! Once she watches those steaming piles of shit, if she can make it through all of them, she'll realize it was the biggest mistake of her life.
If she likes the prequels I'm dumping her.
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